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Happy Thanksgivins'!
I've been lurking, but haven't said anything...theres's alot more on my plate other than some turkey, ..some yams..stuffin'..and the usual festive whatnots!
In fact, my entire family (12 in all) will be here in about an hour. Val's bustin' ass with the dinner. Ummmm...I haven't helped much other than vacuuming .. She does a great job every year!
I'll be catching up with you guys soon...just takin' care of biz and tryin' to chill as much as possible. I've been playing LOTS of guitar lately..that always helps!
Helping my son Vinny thru his first real romance dramas, and giving him LOTS of "pep talks"..
OOOhh ...I've been basting the 22lb Butterball. That is MY job..dammit!
I really miss my JCF bros & sisters!! I'll be back to catch up and bust balls.
You guys rule,
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
So who's out there shooting their own turkey this morning? I spotted a few men in orange jumping out of their 4x4's rifles in hand on the way upstate this morning. Crazy ass country bumpkins.-------------------------
Blank yo!
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That reminds me of a joke...
A very poor family living in a rural area. The father goes out and shoots a turkey with a very light gauge shot. There's tons of pellets and the mom cleans the turkey out as best she can.
The family has a great thanksgiving dinner.
The next day Billy-Joe runs in to the kitchen and yells "Mom! Dad! I was taking a pee and a BB came out!"
Then Bobbie-Sue runs in to the kitchen and yells "Guess what mom! I was taking a pee and a BB came out!"
Later on at lunch little Johnny runs in to the kitchen and yells "MOM! DAD! You've gotta help me!"
Mom says "Its okay Johnny. We know, you were taking a pee and a BB came out..."
Johnny in a panic yells, "Noooo! I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"GTWGITS! - RacerX
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