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    "WAY-TING!"
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    - Ken M

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Axewielder View Post


      "WAY-TING!"
      thats what he would have done if people had not as he said . give us the fucking money. the prick is rich, can't be threw his one hit wonder band the boomtown prats
      "Oh please, please dress as my sexy dead wife!" -

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      • #18
        Fuck off, the Boomtown Rats are excellent.

        And I fix that man's guitar.


        Going to have to dig out another drive to find the SP. I've found the Wangcaster, The CockDragon and that bass that was basically a big dong, but not a sniff of the Stabbed Poo. I'm beginning to wonder if I ever did see it..........
        So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

        I nearly broke her back

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        • #19
          Dong bass?

          God damn, this site is like a treasure trove of horrific instruments.

          Well, there's some pretty cool Jacksons, too, I guess. :think:

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          • #20
            dude, the "dong bass" was a giant, veined dick, complete with balls!!!! i saved a picture of that ugly fucker becuase i was in total disbelief that somebody would create it. who would actually play it?!?!? fuck. i think i was drunk the night i saw it...woke up the next day thinking it was a nightmare, only to have saved the picture - thus proving it was real....ugh....

            as far as stabbed poo...i barely remember seeing it when it made the rounds the first time. i, too, would enjoy another view of this legendary piece of shit....
            GEAR:

            some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

            some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

            and finally....

            i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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            • #21
              or wait...do i have the dong bass confused with the wangcaster? i no longer have the picture. rsmacker, post what you have!!!!
              GEAR:

              some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

              some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

              and finally....

              i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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              • #22
                Hey, get your other famous POSs their own thread!
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #23
                  I never did save a pic of the SP. Probably because I imagined it would be on ebay forever.
                  Hail yesterday

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                  • #24
                    I still got a pic somewhere of the wangcaster!
                    Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...

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                    • #25
                      Anybody else find it ironic or coincidental that the Gibson Dusk Tiger ad is at the bottom of a "stabbed Poo" thread?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Zerberus View Post
                        Anybody else find it ironic or coincidental that the Gibson Dusk Tiger ad is at the bottom of a "stabbed Poo" thread?
                        I was thinking of saying that yesterday actually. lol
                        I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Zerberus View Post
                          Anybody else find it ironic or coincidental that the Gibson Dusk Tiger ad is at the bottom of a "stabbed Poo" thread?
                          Yeah I don't think "contextual advertising" is implemented on the JCF yet. Things would get quite interesting around here if they ever did!
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                          "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
                          - Ken M

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                          • #28
                            The ad seems to rotate between the Dusk Tiger and GC - what better place to find both stabbed poo and hammered dogshit?
                            I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                            The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

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