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Well, it's 1 in the morning. Got kicked out of favorite local pub as my friend decided to stick his finger down some girl's cleavage. It wasn't his fault, she literally stuck them out there and dared him. She even went so far as to whip them out to show him her piercings.Then after he did, she must have had a guilty conscience about it..... so she told the bartender. Bartender yells at him. He leaves as this hurt his feelings.
Said girl's fiance comes into bar. He is pissy about it. He is looking for my friend in order to teach him a lesson. I decided to stir up even more shit when I acted like I didn't know who she was, but, I described her to a " T " and made sure he overheard me talking about how she was grabbing this other guys crotch that just left. It wasn't true of course, but, it was funny as hell!!!
This dude was EXRTEMELY pissed at this point. He and her get into a argument in the bar. I go out back and smoke a cigarette, use the restroom..... next thing I know is they are both being arrested by Dublin's finest. My other friend that stayed with me was laughing his ass off. He looks at me and says: " You are one demented mother fucker!! " It is an aquired skill, I assure you. -Lou
Said girl's fiance comes into bar. He is pissy about it. He is looking for my friend in order to teach him a lesson. I decided to stir up even more shit when I acted like I didn't know who she was, but, I described her to a " T " and made sure he overheard me talking about how she was grabbing this other guys crotch that just left. It wasn't true of course, but, it was funny as hell!!!
This dude was EXRTEMELY pissed at this point. He and her get into a argument in the bar. I go out back and smoke a cigarette, use the restroom..... next thing I know is they are both being arrested by Dublin's finest. My other friend that stayed with me was laughing his ass off. He looks at me and says: " You are one demented mother fucker!! " It is an aquired skill, I assure you. -Lou
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