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  • #1

    Tempting....

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    I like playing pool, but I hate trying to go out anywhere and enjoy the game because there's always some cunt who asks if you wanna put money down (No, assface, I do not), and then tries to start shit with a fuckhead comment that's likely to get them a cue stick through the eye or up the ass (or both) if you decline the betting.

    Many times I thought I'd love to have a stack of cash that I knew the rednecks around here could never match, so when they start with the childish bullshit, drop a $10K stack on the table and say "ok, cockbreath, you wanna put a little something on it? Let's see what you got".
    Then tell them to STFU when they can't match it.

    This might actually make me enjoy being around other people
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com
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  • #2
    Then you get your ass kicked out in the parking lot for your money. I hate that too(last time I played in a bar I couldn't drink all the beer I won and the guy finally threw the cue across the bar-hehe!). I bought myself a pool table for the basement, nothing fancy, it was around $800 but it has a slate slab.

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    • #3
      Yeah, maybe, but if you've also got the matching Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry prop Magnum under your coat when you pull out the money....
      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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      • #4
        yeah that might work in TN. Here the cops shoot you if you pull a cell phone.

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        • #5
          I guess you'll just use white-out on the huge black block letters

          FOR MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY

          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rich#6 View Post
            yeah that might work in TN. Here the cops shoot you if you pull a cell phone.
            Funny but true indeed.
            Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

            "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

            I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

            Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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            • #7
              poolhopping is more fun than pool.
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rich#6 View Post
                Here the cops shoot you if you pull a cell phone.
                Try pulling out your cock. See what they do then.

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                Blank yo!

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                • #9
                  here's the greatest pool scene in cinema history from one of my top 3 movies of all time "The Party" with Peter sellers-

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                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqujFp6nre0&feature=related
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                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                    I guess you'll just use white-out on the huge black block letters

                    FOR MOTION PICTURE USE ONLY

                    Well, you haven't seen these inbreds - most can't read, which is why they push so hard for betting on pool
                    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                    • #11
                      Screw the pool haul...I'm luggin' that briefcase to the titty bar!!
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                        Screw the pool haul...I'm luggin' that briefcase to the titty bar!!
                        The pool what?


                        Never mind...
                        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                          here's the greatest pool scene in cinema history from one of my top 3 movies of all time "The Party" with Peter sellers-

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqujF...eature=related

                          I knew I loved you for some reason Tommy...

                          HARI RUM RUM!

                          I love when he shoots the guy with the dart from the door and they run out looking for him and he's on the far side of the pool in 1/10 of a second.
                          GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                          • #14
                            I know what you mean Newc. I haven't played serious pool for about 9 years.....about the time I became a Dad. I used to run with Cory Deuel..... look him up...he used to be ranked #1 in the world.

                            I run into guys that play "okay" pool, but, would never have touched me when I was playing my best. They always want to play for cash. I boil deep down because I know how good I used to be ,but, that is a lifestyle I can not maintain anymore due to obligations.

                            Eventually, they will offer to play for a drink....I oblige. I still beat these guys about 80-90% of the time.... and I am rusty as hell!!! Then they REALLY want to play for money. They assume I can't play for money. I play BETTER for money ,but, I know if I start again....its all over and it will literally consume me like a a drink to an alcoholic. The money helps.... money won is twice as sweet as money earned..... but, there is just something about crushing a guy and him throwing up the white flag and licking his wounds.-Lou
                            " I do not pay women for sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex ". -Wise words of Charlie Sheen

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                            • #15
                              Most of the time if I am out with friends, I play left handed to handicap myself. Then when some @sshat tries that stuff - I switch to right handed and take their money. Pisses 'em off every time!

                              Lou - very cool about Cory Deuel - great shooter. Sorry you aren't as into as you used to be.

                              Here's a compilation video of me shooting some trick shots on my 9ft table at home. My other hobby...

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ounWkWqIF4c

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