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**atomic charvel guy** · 12-31-2009, 12:09 AM

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**Rsmacker** · 12-31-2009, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by Hellbat View Post

My BJ lists consists of anyone willing to put my willy in their mouth.

Ohhhhhhhhh, I see, it's a list of who will put your willy in their mouth? Silly me, I thought......................

**lerxstcat** · 12-31-2009, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post

if my sister told my parents i had a 12 pack of beer back in the day, they would have fainted with the utmost of relief and would have promptly increased the loot in my christmas stocking.

No shit! "Thank God it's ONLY beer!" Little would they know, the high-octane fuel was just better-hidden.... Ah, the beauty of teenage discovery!

**Nightbat** · 12-31-2009, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by lerxstcat View Post

Little would they know, the high-octane fuel was just better-hidden....

"Make mom find the playboys, this keeps the real porn mags safe"

**Cygnus X1** · 12-31-2009, 10:08 PM

"Hey...Remember your first BJ?"

"Tasted awful, didn't it"?

**petedz** · 01-01-2010, 12:16 AM

Thanks GoR. I finally understand the purpose of social networking sites.

**MetalMedal II** · 01-01-2010, 05:15 PM

Funny shit. Man, she gave herself a deadline of 4/2010...Happy new year! And to Brian: For the love of all things holy, cut your hair!

**skorb** · 01-02-2010, 09:09 PM

that is motherFg hilarious.

"your dick sucking list" LOLOLOL

**SpiralArchitect** · 01-03-2010, 07:15 PM

I'm fuckin laughing my ass off here! this is too much!

what a fucking whore! but wish I could meet her hahaha

C

**RacerX** · 01-03-2010, 08:16 PM

Makes you wonder if this is common amongst the girlies!

**Cygnus X1** · 01-03-2010, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by RacerX View Post

Makes you wonder if this is common amongst the girlies!

Ouch!
Makes me wonder why...you would wonder.
Fortunately my only "daughter" is the dog.

She's gold in the family.
A BJ would be a nightmare!

**Rsmacker** · 01-04-2010, 06:30 AM

Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post

Ouch!
Makes me wonder why...you would wonder.
Fortunately my only "daughter" is the dog.

She's gold in the family.
A BJ would be a nightmare!

.....but not totally out of the question.
All you need is some jam (jelly to you Septics) and a sense of wild abandonment.

Note: Do NOT use Pedigree Chum, too many lumps in it. When Fido encounters lumps, teeth come into play, and you really don't want that.

All of this is true, so I am told......