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  • #31
    Originally posted by shobet View Post
    Watch it you, ginger, penny pinching, grumpy, Bells and Irn-Bru drinking, haggis fucking, bagpipe blowing, caber tossing, tartan skirted cross dresser!

    You forgot "wife-beating alcoholic".
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
      You forgot "wife-beating alcoholic".
      http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-A.-McKay/e/B00DS0TRH6/

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
        Musician78, I think you are possibly one of the Americans that are much loved in Glasgow. Just go for a drink near the Ibrox stadium and brag of your ancestry and your love of the Celtics. I guarantee a warm welcome.
        And worry not about your not knowing the difference between the countries. All you need to remember is that the English own most of them, and the ones we don't are shit anyway.
        At least I now know that my last name wouldn't give it away (my ancestry).
        "I would have banned you for taking part in hijacking and derailing a thread when you could have started your own thread about your own topic." - Unknown

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
          You forgot "wife-beating alcoholic".
          I had to hold onto the sheep with one hand, and the other was getting tired of typing!
          Fwopping, you know you want to!

          VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

          There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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          • #35
            Scroteland is not that bad, it doesn't compare with the geriatrics in that there Croydon in Engerland.

            Don't click if you don't like old people swearing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RONUVzHApk

            The safe for work version of the above is even funnier http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7PJk3JQPAU
            Last edited by shobet; 01-09-2010, 04:53 PM.
            Fwopping, you know you want to!

            VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

            There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
              What other country of our size has done as much as us? What did Sweden ever do?
              I may have missed some news but I didn't know scots fought themselves some new colonies. I don't know how's that even possible? As far as I remember Sweden is much bigger than GB and Ireland combined
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                I may have missed some news but I didn't know scots fought themselves some new colonies. I don't know how's that even possible? As far as I remember Sweden is much bigger than GB and Ireland combined
                Well there you are then, that's even worse! :idea: Do something, ya Swedish bastards!
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
                  Well there you are then, that's even worse! :idea: Do something, ya Swedish bastards!
                  Oh the Swedish have done a thing or two. Remember there once was a group of eager Swedes and Norwegians, wearing funny helmets and making a lot of friends all over the continent.
                  One day they arrived to a nice region of fishing villages in France. They decided to stay, take over the local culture and make a lot of babies with the French. Some time later when all the Norman babies were grown up, they decided to pay a visit to your good friends in England at 1066. And I guess out of the boredom they though why not kick some ass and take over the country.
                  And of course for the delight for the English the new ruling class only spoke French forcing everyone over the time to take over the new words which drastically changed the language of Anglo-Saxons.
                  So we can say that without the Swedish vikings and the French you, all the Brits and yanks would be speaking some weird proto-German
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                    And of course for the delight for the English the new ruling class only spoke French forcing everyone over the time to take over the new words which drastically changed the language of Anglo-Saxons.
                    But we kept the most important words, ones like FUCK and CUNT.

                    I like Swedes (with mashed neeps and tatties, when I am visiting the colonies of the Empire. ie. Scotchland), they gave us hardcore porn, Britt Ekland, and that fat-titted 4x4 Ulrika Jonsson (oh, I would, I really really would, even if she has got a quim like a welly-top and I wouldn't touch the sides). In fact, I might well schedule a trip to that very country, apparently it's teeming with gorgeous blondes absolutely dying for some REAL cock. Some are women too!
                    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                    I nearly broke her back

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                      Oh the Swedish have done a thing or two. Remember there once was a group of eager Swedes and Norwegians, wearing funny helmets and making a lot of friends all over the continent.

                      Pffft. The REALLY hard ones were all Danish!

                      Besides, like the Romans - the Vikings knew not to fuck with the Scots too much.
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                      • #41
                        My wife and I went there for our honeymoon many years ago. I was actually born in Dunoon (a real shit hole now) and we both wanted to be away from the states. We stayed on the Kintyre peninsula, the west coast, away from American tourists. We stayed at castle for a week that we used as our base of operations. There were winding roads and all sorts of places to explore. I'll say, those two way, one lane roads are a bitch! Going all the way to the south there was Campbelltown (spelling?). Supposedly they have some of the best scotch whiskey in the country and the oldest movie theater (lol). We went to the rocky beaches where you could see seals sunning themselves in the distance (sun? wtf). Finally, to the north there was, 'the valley of ghosts'. Very old area where you can find standing stones and 6000 year old writing. Makes the usa seem like an infant...well...we are. So, good luck my friend.
                        Yesterday is history; tomorrow is a mystery; but today is a gift; that's why it is called the present.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by wetrx95 View Post
                          Very old area where you can find standing stones and 6000 year old writing. Makes the usa seem like an infant...well...we are.
                          Tut tut, I'm sure there are plenty of Injuns who would dispute that.
                          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                          I nearly broke her back

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                          • #43
                            I wouldn't say "plenty."
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                            Blank yo!

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                              I like Swedes (with mashed neeps and tatties, when I am visiting the colonies of the Empire. ie. Scotchland), they gave us hardcore porn, Britt Ekland, and that fat-titted 4x4 Ulrika Jonsson (oh, I would, I really really would, even if she has got a quim like a welly-top and I wouldn't touch the sides). In fact, I might well schedule a trip to that very country, apparently it's teeming with gorgeous blondes absolutely dying for some REAL cock. Some are women too!
                              I like 'em too even though they kept my ancestors as slaves for 500 years
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by rsmacker View Post
                                but we kept the most important words, ones like fuck and cunt.

                                I like swedes (with mashed neeps and tatties, when i am visiting the colonies of the empire. Ie. Scotchland), they gave us hardcore porn, britt ekland, and that fat-titted 4x4 ulrika jonsson (oh, i would, i really really would, even if she has got a quim like a welly-top and i wouldn't touch the sides). In fact, i might well schedule a trip to that very country, apparently it's teeming with gorgeous blondes absolutely dying for some real cock. Some are women too!

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