Mom and Pop shops

[Twitch]

Just snagged a brand new un-opened Invader for $60 bucks at the local axe slingers!! Gotta love the locally owned guitar shops.

[Rsmacker]

What, an Anal Invader? Fucking hell, I'd only get an un-opened one too, you can't be too careful buying Dildos these days.
Small guitar shops are really diversifying to keep afloat, I see.

[Grandturk]

I hope it was sold as "Mom & Pop Tested; Mom & Pop Approved."

[Twitch]

Wow, well I see I should have specified "Seymour Duncan Invader". Isnt there a post from Wilksi baby you could reply to rsmacker? Those are always entertaining!

[Rsmacker]

He he, well there you go, you won't make that mistake again will you?
It's Wilksy-Baby's time of the month (his arse is bleeding again) so I'm leaving him alone for a bit. He gets grumpy, and with our upcoming Civil Ceremony, I don't want to upset him too much.

[Spivonious]