Endrik is a fukkin' douchebag!!!

[Reverend Timmy]

Tommy is a closet Texas Rangers fan...........................

[Hellbat]

Tommy is a closet Texas Rangers fan...........................

Only because he heard they've got Bush.

[atomic charvel guy]

i'm a closet houston texans fan, they're a fun team to watch.

[tonemonster]

toejam sucks the sweat off a yaks balls.

On purpose???

[Jack The Riffer]

On purpose???

Of course on purpose. He even licks their taints and chews their dingleberrys. You don't even want to know what he can do with a roll of saran wrap and a bottle of crisco.

[tonemonster]

You don't even want to know what he can do with a roll of saran wrap and a bottle of crisco.

Sounds like he hangs out with my grandma.

[toejam]

I learned it from your grandma.

[atomic charvel guy]

c'mon man, let's get off grandma's, endrik just got off yours.

[Endrik]

My grandma makes better stew than yours, fuckface!

[Rsmacker]

Is that filled with vodka?

Pubic Service Announcement!

Seriously now folks, putting booze in an enema is a bloody silly trick. For instance, drinking a bottle of red wine is nothing special, we all could do that (apart from young W-B, obviously, who'd collapse in a pissy, sobbing heap with spew all round his mouth and mascara running down his face), but the same amount of red wine in an enema will almost certainly kill you. Something to do with the way your body absorbs alcohol.

So, remember, only use soapy water for a sparkly-clean colon, then you can give it some serious pounding for hours, with no risk of a tarmac blowback.

Think before you drink, before you pour it up your stink!




Hmmmm, all this talk of enemas has made me think. Do any of you remember the Illinois Enema Bandit? (Please God, tell me it wasn't anything to do with Bill Z.) He was my hero when I was growing up. Probably. Where is he now, I wonder?

Anyhoooo, guess what this weekend's theme is in the Nottinghamshire Shag Palace? WILKSY-BAAAAABY!! Borrow your Mum's hot water bottle, it's funtime!!!

[bibz]

I wanted to join in but how do you follow rsmacker?

With a mop, usually.

[VitaminG]

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I wanted to join in but how do you follow rsmacker?

With a mop, usually.

And disinfectant... Lots of it.

[toejam]

My grandma makes better stew than yours, fuckface!

I just pulled out of her backside... it certainly looks like stew now!

[atomic charvel guy]

I wanted to join in but how do you follow rsmacker?

With a mop, usually.

just make sure you follow him and you're not in front of him, or hug the walls with your backside to them