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  • #76
    Tommy is a closet Texas Rangers fan...........................
    Straightjacket Memories.Sedative Highs...........

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Reverend Timmy View Post
      Tommy is a closet Texas Rangers fan...........................
      Only because he heard they've got Bush.
      GTWGITS! - RacerX

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      • #78
        i'm a closet houston texans fan, they're a fun team to watch.
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • #79
          Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
          toejam sucks the sweat off a yaks balls.
          On purpose???
          "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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          • #80
            Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
            On purpose???
            Of course on purpose. He even licks their taints and chews their dingleberrys. You don't even want to know what he can do with a roll of saran wrap and a bottle of crisco.
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
              You don't even want to know what he can do with a roll of saran wrap and a bottle of crisco.
              Sounds like he hangs out with my grandma.
              "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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              • #82
                I learned it from your grandma.
                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                • #83
                  c'mon man, let's get off grandma's, endrik just got off yours.
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • #84
                    My grandma makes better stew than yours, fuckface!
                    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by toejam View Post
                      Is that filled with vodka?
                      Pubic Service Announcement!

                      Seriously now folks, putting booze in an enema is a bloody silly trick. For instance, drinking a bottle of red wine is nothing special, we all could do that (apart from young W-B, obviously, who'd collapse in a pissy, sobbing heap with spew all round his mouth and mascara running down his face), but the same amount of red wine in an enema will almost certainly kill you. Something to do with the way your body absorbs alcohol.

                      So, remember, only use soapy water for a sparkly-clean colon, then you can give it some serious pounding for hours, with no risk of a tarmac blowback.

                      Think before you drink, before you pour it up your stink!




                      Hmmmm, all this talk of enemas has made me think. Do any of you remember the Illinois Enema Bandit? (Please God, tell me it wasn't anything to do with Bill Z.) He was my hero when I was growing up. Probably. Where is he now, I wonder?

                      Anyhoooo, guess what this weekend's theme is in the Nottinghamshire Shag Palace? WILKSY-BAAAAABY!! Borrow your Mum's hot water bottle, it's funtime!!!
                      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                      I nearly broke her back

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                      • #86
                        I wanted to join in but how do you follow rsmacker?

                        With a mop, usually.

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                        • #87
                          Hail yesterday

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by bibz View Post
                            I wanted to join in but how do you follow rsmacker?

                            With a mop, usually.
                            And disinfectant... Lots of it.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                              My grandma makes better stew than yours, fuckface!
                              I just pulled out of her backside... it certainly looks like stew now!
                              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by bibz View Post
                                I wanted to join in but how do you follow rsmacker?

                                With a mop, usually.
                                just make sure you follow him and you're not in front of him, or hug the walls with your backside to them
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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