Endrik is a fukkin' douchebag!!!

[Endrik]

I just pulled out of her backside... it certainly looks like stew now!

Does it come out with a tomato sauce? I think I could use an automatic ragù machine. Talk... cash... what's the story? How much for it?

[lerxstcat]

Tommy has shitty hair

oh yes, I went there!

NO!! NOT THE HAIR!!!!

I am wondering if Endo is an estoned Estonian at this point.... :ROTF:

[wilkinsi]

I wanted to join in but how do you follow rsmacker?

With a mop, usually.

Correct. If he comes anywhere near my house, I'm gonna twat him with it.

[Jack The Riffer]

"Hmmmm, all this talk of enemas has made me think. Do any of you remember the Illinois Enema Bandit?"

He attacked 5 sorority sisters one night and gave 4 of them enemas. He locked the other one in a closet telling her she was too ugly.

Do you think she felt lucky or insulted? :think:

[Endrik]

A sorority chick? Definitely felt insulted.

[Rsmacker]

Correct. If he comes anywhere near my house, I'm gonna twat him with it.

No you won't. Now, get your pinny on and get that floor mopped. If that house isn't spick and span when I finish work I'm going to give you the old White Wee-Wee Enema. (That's the stuff from the Gokkun Dish in the fridge, rather than the hot stuff straight from the tap)

[Endrik]

Gokkun Dish

[Top Jimmy B]

jesus. lol

[atomic charvel guy]

Hey-Zeus Christo

[jacksoncsplayer]

david cassidy could be plowing me in the ass with a huge strap on and i can still come up with a better tune than you.

THAT IS ONE FUCKED UP THOUGHT

[atomic charvel guy]

consider the source-lol

[Hellbat]

Hell you could even create a melody by contracting your balloon knot as it goes *SPLORT* *SPLORT* *SPLORT*.

wow, I think I just made myself a little queasy there.

[wilkinsi]

Sorry, I will stop being a gay ass trolling twat who fantasises about blokes I've never met.

Fixed.

[Rsmacker]

Oh, there you are darling, I was wondering what had happened to you. I thought you still had the hump over the St Valentine's Day Massacre when me and those 3 nasty gangsters machine-gunned you to that wall. (Or rather "porridge-gunned") How's the old bullet wound? Hopefully stopped bleeding and weeping, recovering its elasticity in time for our nuptials. I can't wait. Nothing quite like a Spring Wedding, is there? My sap is rising.......stop fighting it. Anyway, where we going this weekend, Loughborough town centre again?

(Hmm, must get round to see my solicitor - "lawyer" to you Yanks, not the kind of solicitor you are thinking of. Although, it's similar, he charges me extortionate amounts and then fucks me. Yes, must get a pre-nup drawn up so that I don't come home from work and find WB hasn't fucked off with my lovely guitars as well as his nasty ones, when he flees to California for that Lemon Party he is being groomed for.)

[Rsmacker]

"Hmmmm, all this talk of enemas has made me think. Do any of you remember the Illinois Enema Bandit?"

He attacked 5 sorority sisters one night and gave 4 of them enemas. He locked the other one in a closet telling her she was too ugly.

Do you think she felt lucky or insulted? :think:

Insulted, obviously. Remember this was back in the 70s though, so hairy growlers were order of the day. I bet any money she was a dusky chick and had a ridge of hair from her belly button that ran underneath to just above her arse. It probably stood up when she got mad too. I bet the IEB took one look at that, saw the clinkers, winnits and daglocks and thought "Fuck that, I'll be here all night trying to get in" and took the easy option by locking her in the closet. I must say, he's a smooth-talking bastard.

I'm thinking of becoming "The Leicestershire/Nottinghamshire Enema Bandit" (like a modern day Robin Hood, knobbing the rich and flushing out the poor) but it doesn't trip off the tongue as easily.