Wanna know what pisses me off?

[Robert Hendrix]

and what is the deal with Mr. T? did he actually PAY people to cut his hair like that? or did he lose a bet or was it some sort of college prank?

Mr T and his barber....

[tonemonster]

Mr T and his barber....

Edward Scissorhands??

[wilkinsi]

*double post*

[wilkinsi]

Mr T and his barber....

UGH! Mr T is ghey! Bad enough him throwing snickers bars at people. But now he's marmite mining Boy George

[atomic charvel guy]

it's not a haircut, he was basing with richard pryor and the blast of flames left it that way permanently

[tonemonster]

it's not a haircut, he was basing with richard pryor and the blast of flames left it that way permanently

what the hell was he basing? Drywall joint compound?


Oh and by the way smartass, Kip Winger called and wants his look back.

[atomic charvel guy]

i'm prettier than kip winger, how can i give him his look back?
i'm in the mood to give some history lessons today. world events please, no trivia
inquiries.
thankyou,
the management.

[tonemonster]

OK Oracle, here we go.

Was moses stoned when he found the 10 commandments? and was there originally 15 of them like Mel Brooks said?


Why did they call it the "Manhattan project" when it actally took place in Tennesse and Arizona?



Why did Japan surrender in WW2? I mean they were capable of brainwashing Kamikaze pilots, why didnt they brainwash us into thinking we lost the war?



Why is marijauana illegal? where did that come to pass and why? They say its good for your eyes.

[atomic charvel guy]

1- religion and I don't mix, never have, i mean, it's a nice thought and all, but there's so many different religions, who's to say who's is right and all the others are false?
and there's alot more than 15 commandments at present date, i mean with all the legislation that gets passed all the time, etc. etc.

2-it was called the manhattan project because the wizard who came up with the design for the bomb had it scribbled on a napkin while having lunch at the carnegie deli in new york with his fellow buddies from the lab.

3-japan surrendered due to the ill-fated scribblings on that carnegie deli napkin. i bought a reprint of it on ebay, it read- "ingredients- plutonium, uranium, high explosives, corned beef, sauerkraut and onions."

4-because we're going off of laws made in 1937. absolutely appalling. it's good for a lot of other things too, but that's a whole new can of worms.

[wilkinsi]

OK Oracle, here we go.

Why is marijauana illegal? where did that come to pass and why? They say its good for your eyes.

It's legal in Holland.

[tonemonster]

1- religion and I don't mix, never have, i mean, it's a nice thought and all, but there's so many different religions, who's to say who's is right and all the others are false?
and there's alot more than 15 commandments at present date, i mean with all the legislation that gets passed all the time, etc. etc.

2-it was called the manhattan project because the wizard who came up with the design for the bomb had it scribbled on a napkin while having lunch at the carnegie deli in new york with his fellow buddies from the lab.

3-japan surrendered due to the ill-fated scribblings on that carnegie deli napkin. i bought a reprint of it on ebay, it read- "ingredients- plutonium, uranium, high explosives, corned beef, sauerkraut and onions."

4-because we're going off of laws made in 1937. absolutely appalling. it's good for a lot of other things too, but that's a whole new can of worms.

So thou shalt not smoke weed then.

What about the sauerkraut???? I truly think that was the key thing there. I mean think about it..... The Japanese eating sauerkraut would have probably been bad. IN fact, the germans screwed up there. they could have won the war if we all got the farts from that shit. I mean damn...... have you ever ate saurkraut?? its nasty.

Carnegi deli huh? so the jews were behind the whole thing? why didnt you tell me this before?

[atomic charvel guy]

i am the all wise and ever knowing nostra-thomas.

[tonemonster]

It's legal in Holland.

yea, but sauerkraut isnt. go figure.

[tonemonster]

i am the all wise and ever knowing nostra-thomas.

I fuckin hate sauerkraut. I mean that shit is nasty. rotten fuckin cabbage. yuuugghhkkk.

[tonemonster]

OK Tommy. next lesson:

Why did the Roman Empire fall? was it because of that Roman meal bread?



Was the apollo moon landings faked?



How many contractors bid on the great wall of china? and who got the low bid? were they licensed and insured?