Wanna know what pisses me off?

[Endrik]

where's my blowjobs?

[m2pmd70]

I believe in religion. either god or aliens or something try to abduct my girlfriend. when they do, she lays on the bed with her legs in the air and screams OH MY GOD, HERE I COME! and I jump on top of her to weigh her down so they dont take her. works every time, but someday they are going to wise up and figure a way around my "block" technique.

What, you didn't notice the probing? They want you on top, them aliens are all about the browneye.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

What, you didn't notice the probing? They want you on top, them aliens are all about the browneye.

That's a threesome, but definitely NOT the cool kind.

[atomic charvel guy]

It wasnt a jab at you for not wanting to hit the subject not at all, you were going with the Nostra Thomas thing so I just put my twist on the matter. I wont flame anyone for what they do or dont have faith in that is their choice and not my job. Wanna worship a rock? be my guest, think space aliens are trying to steal your girl? knock your socks off. As humans stuck in this shit hole called life there are times when we all need something to turn to and if it gets you through the day then that is what matters.

Fo Sho Fordsho, no problemo, I know that. i've been headaching people for so many years here i figured i'd just spit it out. Religion, like anything in excess is bad, outside of music and money of course.

[RacerX]

jinkys

[tonemonster]

jinkys

now you done it. Tommy is going to go all midevil on your ass.

[VitaminG]

now you done it. Tommy is going to go all midevil on your ass.

so he's only moderately evil?

[jdr94]

i hate when people hate on other people for doin or playin what they love.

[wilkinsi]

so he's only moderately evil? :d

[RacerX]

now you done it. Tommy is going to go all midevil on your ass.

No, I thought you said you would leave? :idea:

[atomic charvel guy]

janky, now there's a word I can get behind. as in "get your janky ass outta here"

[wilkinsi]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Janky.

[tonemonster]

janky, now there's a word I can get behind. as in "get your janky ass outta here"

no, thats SKANKY. dammit Tommy. we cant take you anywhere without embarrassing us. From here on out, we are putting you in one of those kiddie chairs at the dinner table with a bib on.

[tonemonster]

No, I thought you said you would leave? :idea:

Oh Rotten Ronnie, you could NEVER be that lucky. only way I am leaving this place is if they make you an admin and you BOOT my ass outta here like I was a red headed step child.

[tonemonster]

so he's only moderately evil?

HOly shit. I typed it wrong. its cuz I was all jagged up on coffee. I meant medieval. ya know, I am not really as cultured as I seem to be. (like fresh buttermilk) anyway, like the middle ages. you know......dragons, castles, maidens, kings, knights, jousting, chastity belts, sword fights, shit like that. Tommy is WAY into that stuff. he goes to those nerd conventions where they do that kinda stuff.