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  • Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
    it's my masculine toes that sends 'em to their knees tone-lol
    Dont tease us there Kip Winger. you know all the girls want you, all the guys want to BE you, and all the bulldykes want to kick you ass, then grudge fuck you just because you are prettier than they are. The point is, you dont need to rub our faces in it. We are not dogs that just peed on the floor. If you were a true friend, you would help us geeks out just like in them feel good movies where they take the nerdy guy out to the fancy stores and get them happenin clothes and hip haircuts, and make them cool. Hell, I would even pay for Endi too look cool. He told me the other day that he sure wished you would give him some advice. I advised him how to program his VCR to tape the new Jonas Brothers concert while he was at yoga class. (yea yea, I know its a VCR, but he lives in Estonia, give him a break)
    "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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    • i'm in a heated best of 7 right now with dennis rodman in a vicious game of candyland. tell Endy that all he has to do is ditch the women's clothes and he'll be fine.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
        i'm in a heated best of 7 right now with dennis rodman in a vicious game of candyland. tell Endy that all he has to do is ditch the women's clothes and he'll be fine.
        Ooo......candyland. vicous sport. I hope for your sake that you dont try to tangle with Michael Vick.

        Dont play chutes and ladders with Mark McGuire either, he has admitted to using performance enhancing dice.
        "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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        • but those dice were over the counter at the time.
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • Fuck you yanks, just because we in the old world dress cuter doesn't make us girls or gays. Our legs just look so damn sexy with tighter pants.
            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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            • Originally posted by Endrik View Post
              Fuck you yanks, just because we in the old world dress cuter doesn't make us girls or gays. Our legs just look so damn sexy with tighter pants.

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              • this thread rawks.
                "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                • Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
                  Hell, I would even pay for Endi too look cool.
                  Did you just win the Lotto? :ROTF:
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • every time a yank talks about "look" I just watch this picture

                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • you oughtta , that tourist lady is wearing your purse. shall i report her for you, or do you wanna handle it?
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • nah, you can take it man, you still got the receipt, I usually appreciate gifts but man when it comes to accessories, your taste is as bad as The Rangers are at hockey
                          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                          • OK, so to recap - Tonemonster's a closet country fan who's into Jimmy buffet and back boobs, sound about right?
                            Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                            • Originally posted by Jayster View Post
                              OK, so to recap - Tonemonster's a closet country fan who's into Jimmy buffet and back boobs, sound about right?
                              Not as far as you know. I am generally into rock & roll. but I have been known to wrestle fat chicks to the ground in order to spoon with them. (fat chicks love this type of thing. skinny chicks dont though.)
                              "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                              • I wish Bill was around to talk about how fat chicks love sausage
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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