Wanna know what pisses me off?

[tonemonster]

it's my masculine toes that sends 'em to their knees tone-lol

Dont tease us there Kip Winger. you know all the girls want you, all the guys want to BE you, and all the bulldykes want to kick you ass, then grudge fuck you just because you are prettier than they are. The point is, you dont need to rub our faces in it. We are not dogs that just peed on the floor. If you were a true friend, you would help us geeks out just like in them feel good movies where they take the nerdy guy out to the fancy stores and get them happenin clothes and hip haircuts, and make them cool. Hell, I would even pay for Endi too look cool. He told me the other day that he sure wished you would give him some advice. I advised him how to program his VCR to tape the new Jonas Brothers concert while he was at yoga class. (yea yea, I know its a VCR, but he lives in Estonia, give him a break)

[atomic charvel guy]

it's my masculine toes that sends 'em to their knees tone-lol

[tonemonster]

it is hard god damn work being this pretty with no makeup, no designer clothes, or basic hygiene products, i wear board shorts and that's it. no metro going on here.

Hey, its lonely at the top bay bay. dont cry to us. your the one that decided to make the rest of us look like fat computer nerd geeks with your renegade/GQ look. Lorenzo Lamas and Antonio Banderes would drag their balls thru 2 miles of broken glass just to know your hair conditioning secrets. So you will find no sympathy from us as we hide behind our computer screens with our checkered polyester pants and pocket protectors while you get all the girls. you wont even share the ugly ones with us. you could at least throw us the ones with crossed eyes and missing teeth, but no. you hoard them all to your self Mr. ME.

[atomic charvel guy]

it is hard god damn work being this pretty with no makeup, no designer clothes, or basic hygiene products, i wear board shorts and that's it. no metro going on here.

[tonemonster]

I think the corpsepaint and eyeliner really help bring out his cheekbones.

So he is metro then. hey, chicks dig the metro thing. Just ask Tommy. and dont hate him because he is beautiful.

[Hellbat]

I think the corpsepaint and eyeliner really help bring out his cheekbones.

[markD]

back to the original concept.....what pisses me off is that moron nergal from behemoth (or whatever) - everytime i see that douche i want to beat his face in. GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tonemonster]

Country music. I am tellin you people. country fuckin music. it needs to go. period. end of story.

[tonemonster]

Uh, you forgot to bring your soloist with you

Oooo! Touche' muthafucka!!!!!

[tonemonster]

I hate fucking hippies!!

well then STOP fucking them!!!!!!!!

[Endrik]

no

Weekend is a flick which is so chaotic and disturbing it makes most peoples' heads explode. Here's its best known shot... one take... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ScGLdfqdYo

[RacerX]

Godard's Weekend?

That's the one where Uncle Godard died and his nephews had to pretend he was alive so they put sunglasses on his corpse and all kinds of hilarious hijinks ensued, right?

[Endrik]

vegetarians? what? don't you know that they are cannibals who play drums in the forest? haven't you seen Godard's Weekend?

[Nightbat]

Stop fucking them?

HA! all vegitarians, they don't take any meat, so forget that

which brings me to those other cunts

Feminists

Equal rights my ass, these he-bitches will stop the day they have our balls in a jar
Right now they're already stockpiling sperm getting ready for the day nothing on three legs will be left alive
(remember that next time that 1-night-stander doesn't swallow)

and nothing any man could do except dying and leaving them a fortune or a job opening higher up will redeem us in their eyes

next up:

Fags!

No I'm not talking about 'homosexuals', I'm talking about those prancing peacocks in parades, yelling "Look at me, look at me, please honey I'm only human, treat me as such in my assless chaps"
Those that immediatly throw their voice 7 octaves higher and suddenly have a sense of fashion the day they're out of the closet
Human? last time I checked, humans only have the carnival parade, and those aren't 6 times a year not to mention you'd get arrested being in Gay parade attire
(well, over here anyway)


and last but not least:

Shallow, narrowminded, shortshighted assholes

Y'know them
those type of people that always have a rocksolid opinion based on abso-fucking-lutely nothing
about other people
just plain ignorance and stupidity
those with a plate infront of their head you need a bloody jackhammer to punch through
Hell, you could save such a person's life and at best they'd 'hate you a little less'

[VitaminG]

but if they keep chaining themselves to his tree trunk, what is he to do?