Wanna know what pisses me off?

[Endrik]

where's my blowjobs?

[fordsho90]

here's my thing with religion, if you're into it and it works for you, i think that's great,
i wish i had some kind of faith at all in anything, but when it comes to mankind, we're hucklefukked anyway you slice it. not because of all the religious warnings and predictions of armageddon and the rapture, etc. etc., but because of when mankind finds out that there is no god after all, this world may just self destruct on its own. could you imagine if some scientific evidence ever comes forth that totally confirms something like that? people would totally lose it. i've been watching too much history, discovery channels in between sports viewing. i was born roman catholic but it didn't take to me whatsoever. just not religious. not against it, not for it.
call me Father Sweden on this subject-lol or is is it father switzerland? who's neutral over there?

It wasnt a jab at you for not wanting to hit the subject not at all, you were going with the Nostra Thomas thing so I just put my twist on the matter. I wont flame anyone for what they do or dont have faith in that is their choice and not my job. Wanna worship a rock? be my guest, think space aliens are trying to steal your girl? knock your socks off. As humans stuck in this shit hole called life there are times when we all need something to turn to and if it gets you through the day then that is what matters.

[fordsho90]

is that a euphemism?

Nope...I didnt write it just quoted it.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I like chicklets.

We're talking about "spinners" right?

[Endrik]

i wish i had some kind of faith at all in anything

I really wish!!!
I was born, I learned how to walk, I learned how to talk, I did all kinds of shit but I had no idea of this god thing. Not only no one in my family, anyone among my friends or just basically most of the people in the country believed in it, I don't recall anyone talking about it either. I thought Bible which my atheist grandmother gave me was a collection of some weird fairy tales. But some time later I learned that there's a lot of people in the world who believed in this imaginary man who has unlimited powers.
So of course as a young man I started using my imagination. Like this sky-god takes me to an isolated paradise where I can spend time with a nice naked girl or he gives me a Lamborghini and a yacht filled with supermodels or puts me in The Rolling Stones. I'm still waiting. I'm such a lazy person that I really wish that this god dude would bless me with lottery jackpots and makes the blowjobs grow on trees.

[atomic charvel guy]

if I ever say that word i give you all permission to give me a mouthful of chicklets and an uppercut to the chin after it.

[VitaminG]

2. He had a staff that turned into a snake.

is that a euphemism?

speaking of snakes, I always figured Medusa was just some funky chick with dreadlocks who liked a good game of Statues.

[tonemonster]

OMG, we know how to get rid of him now!

I never said when I was leaving, just that I was outta here if he says it.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

"Gadzooks" ??? what the hell? you been hangin out with Shaggy & Scooby in the Mystery machine too much?

if you say "Jinkys" I am outta here.

OMG, we know how to get rid of him now!

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Hey, I happen to be a pissed-off German guy, you insensitive clod!

[tonemonster]

i'm going to post frantically until i get to 10,000 posts, then i'm going to get a rope around the living room beam and hang myself for actually making it to that number.
gadzooks, what moron i am.

"Gadzooks" ??? what the hell? you been hangin out with Shaggy & Scooby in the Mystery machine too much?

if you say "Jinkys" I am outta here.

[atomic charvel guy]

a sour kraut is just a pissed off german guy.

[tonemonster]

no cabbage. didnt you get my memo about the sauerkraut???

[atomic charvel guy]

i'm going to post frantically until i get to 10,000 posts, then i'm going to get a rope around the living room beam and hang myself for actually making it to that number.
gadzooks, what moron i am.

[atomic charvel guy]

that goes for you too Sullster, fire over some cabbage.