Wanna know what pisses me off?

[wilkinsi]

yea, a recent computer model showed that they are for pussies.

... and that limited edition soloists are for bitches. Bulldyke bitches with lovehandles the size of fueltanks. Bitches!!

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

... and that limited edition soloists are for bitches. Bulldyke bitches with lovehandles the size of fueltanks. Bitches!!

HEY!

[Chad]

... and that limited edition soloists are for bitches. Bulldyke bitches with lovehandles the size of fueltanks. Bitches!!

Doesn't that only apply to reverse headstock editions?

Normal headstocks are for real men.

[tonemonster]

... and that limited edition soloists are for bitches. Bulldyke bitches with lovehandles the size of fueltanks. Bitches!!

those are the BEST kind!!!!!!!!!!

[tonemonster]

Doesn't that only apply to reverse headstock editions?

Normal headstocks are for real men.

sure they are. for men with impotency. men with vigor and vitality have reverse headstocks. it emulates our manhood. it lets the world know that we are looking to mate with females........kinda like peacocks do with their feathers. ya know. its a mating ritual type of thing.

[PowerTube]

Doesn't that only apply to reverse headstock editions?

Normal headstocks are for real men.

Yep. Sigmund Freud once stated, and I quote, "The desire for a reverse headstock represents a subliminal urge to 'go both ways,' as it were. This phenomenon is compounded if the reverse headstock was explicitly selected and valued above a normal example."

Hmmm.....

[tonemonster]

Yep. Sigmund Freud once stated, and I quote, "The desire for a reverse headstock represents a subliminal urge to 'go both ways,' as it were. This phenomenon is compounded if the reverse headstock was explicitly selected and valued above a normal example."

Hmmm.....

thats the biggest boatload of horse shit I ever heard. Freud didnt know anything about that. everyone knows that "going both ways" wasnt invented until Liberace took piano lessons from both a male instructor and a female instructor.

[PowerTube]

thats the biggest boatload of horse shit I ever heard. Freud didnt know anything about that. everyone knows that "going both ways" wasnt invented until Liberace took piano lessons from both a male instructor and a female instructor.

Ha! Shows how much you know. Liberace only went ONE way.




And it wasn't the right one....

[tonemonster]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[atomic charvel guy]

unless it's a reverse pointy, it's pointless.

[VitaminG]

Ha! Shows how much you know. Liberace only went ONE way.




And it wasn't the right one....

why the long face? Did he knock you back?

[PowerTube]

why the long face? Did he knock you back?

Nah, I was just clowning.

[VitaminG]

Nah, I was just clowning.

so was I

[tonemonster]

well, I can see this turning into the next limited run guitar......the Liberace special.

[nhspike]

Happens all the time. Music store guys turning their nose up at pointy guitars, etc.


Everyone likes to take things and put them in a little box- the fewer boxes the better. It's intellectual and emotional laziness. Pointy guitars suck compared to dusty nitro cracking patina checking old guitars, whatever. Bufoons of this sort will always afflict the rest of society- it's annoying, but get used to it- they ain't going anywhere.

Hell, even the jcf has some cork sniffers who insist that if it was made after 87 it might be ok but cannot possibly be as good as some axe they had in highschool. Let em have their beliefs- keep your searching open mind.

I feel like it's that they got to a point where they said "ok time stand still" and everything in their old snapshot of reality becomes the best- because it's the only frame of reference they have, and their entire identity is tied into it. Change one thing and it can change it all, and they can't have that.

outstanding, just outstanding.