Wanna know what pisses me off?

[nhspike]

Zepplin Blows. Period. Page was a hack on leads. Vai sucks. Beck? yea right..... try again. and who the fuck died and made Clapton god?? Clapton is WAY over rated. he is mediocre at BEST. this is all shit I just dont get. People worship these 2nd rate guitarists.

I hate it when this happens.

I have to unload all 6 CD's from my car's stereo, and load in 6 Zepplin CD's.

Thanks for reminding me!

Zep is proof that God appreciates rock and roll.

Period.

[nhspike]

yeah, they really suck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2UF0teCjTI
I can play this shit with my ass hair

I needs me one of them thar Valley Arts woodchoppers... damn... nice!

[Endrik]

why do you idiots still play guitars? it's 2010!!! Use computers, there's a lot more drugs and horny chicks in raves than in your stinkin' bars

[Boxcar Willie 84]

wanna know what pisses me off the most? Fucking country music and the assholes that play it. I have NEVER, EVER come across a bunch of close minded assholes like that ever in my life. these fucking people think their shit is ice cream, and everyone wants a double scoop of it. I love rock, classic rock, metal, and some other stuff in small doses, but dammit, I hate, and yes I use the word HATE country music and I cannot fucking stand the people who play it. they think they are all on some throne atop the music world. guess what mr white trash sister humper, your not. your just another talentless bum that thinks because you know 3 guitar chords your an artist and going to be the next big thing on CMT. well your not. you might as well put the guitar down and go back to midnight shift in the automotive department at the local walmart store cuz thats your destiny. I am serious, there is NOTHING more I hate than country music. NOTHING.

I play country music...

[Robert Hendrix]

wanna know what pisses me off the most? Fucking country music and the assholes that play it. I have NEVER, EVER come across a bunch of close minded assholes like that ever in my life. these fucking people think their shit is ice cream, and everyone wants a double scoop of it. I love rock, classic rock, metal, and some other stuff in small doses, but dammit, I hate, and yes I use the word HATE country music and I cannot fucking stand the people who play it. they think they are all on some throne atop the music world. guess what mr white trash sister humper, your not. your just another talentless bum that thinks because you know 3 guitar chords your an artist and going to be the next big thing on CMT. well your not. you might as well put the guitar down and go back to midnight shift in the automotive department at the local walmart store cuz thats your destiny. I am serious, there is NOTHING more I hate than country music. NOTHING.

Wow! Hear that Brad Paisley? You're a talentless bum. Talk about closed minded. Kinda reminds me of me before I grew up.

I play country music...

I use to also. Given the right circumstances, I might do it again. Not my favorite form, but I definitely respect it.

[tonemonster]

Country Blows. Period. Although I dont particularly care for them, I am willing to accept Zepplin, Hendrix, Vai, Clapton, etc..... but I will never, ever do the country music thing. Ever. And I didnt say Brad Paisly sucks, just his music does. Its country music, and country music sucks. It sucks beyond any chart can measure. its worthless. There no way I can be convinced different. I will go to my grave waving the flag for rock & roll and metal. Country music can kiss my ass. I have no interest in having sex with my sister, so its not for me.

am I clear on this?

[Endrik]

Do country players deep-fry their strings before playing?

[tonemonster]

All I can say is they should take ever country CD, cassette, record, any form of media that holds country music on it, and deep fry it all. that will make the world a better place.

[Endrik]

Is it true that when you soak your hands in clam chowder you'll not be able to play country?

[tonemonster]

Is it true that when you soak your hands in clam chowder you'll not be able to play country?

Why yes it is. In fact, just to be safe, I keep the walls in my guitar room lined with it instead of auralex foam. just so no country music seeps in. its kinda like radon gas. you know how you put those radon testers in your basement? I do the same with country music. I place a radon gas tester in my studio for a few days, and if its smells like horse shit and hay, then I know country music is seeping in somewhere, and its time to wash down the entire house with clorox. then I generally play Ozzy in my PA system 24/7 for about a week at loud levels. that generally purges the place clean and I am good for a while.

[Endrik]

I think I have to write all these secret yankee tricks down so I can sell them to anyone who hates country.

[PowerTube]

I used to get behind a minivan on my way home sometimes that had a great bumper sticker:

Stop Incest. Ban Country Music.

[atomic charvel guy]

Boxcar Wille!!! where the fukk have you been????

[tonemonster]

I used to get behind a minivan on my way home sometimes that had a great bumper sticker:

Stop Incest. Ban Country Music.

I love it. that is beautiful.

[Endrik]

tonemonstah... trust me man... even bad country sounds excellent compared to the stuff made over here