Wanna know what pisses me off?

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

You need a line about how you're proud to be a working class American.

yea. and being out of work too. I think that Song by David Alan Coe wrapped it all up.

"I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain

but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
she got run over by ***damn train."

<scribbles furiously>

Proud working class...

But out of work...

Work jail in there somehow...

:ROTF:

[tonemonster]

You need a line about how you're proud to be a working class American.

yea. and being out of work too. I think that Song by David Alan Coe wrapped it all up.

"I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain

but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
she got run over by ***damn train."

[Scooter]

I hate assholes that hate country music and never even gave it a chance, granted I FUCKING HATE RADIO POP COUNTRY SHIT

but i bet you there wasnt a badder more controversial outlaw motherfucker alive than Hank Sr. in his day, or fuck, for anybody's day for that, better believe that man died in the back of a cadillac on some stretch of lonesome highway in alabam with his boots on, a bottle of whiskey and his pearl handle colts, how be can u any more outlaw?

fuck, hopefully im lucky enough to go with my boots on

ill stick to my David Allen Coe, George Jones, Hank, Waylon Jennnings, etc. etc. etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN1eKZSBu3w&feature=related

to much good heartache and hell raisin in it

Hank Williams Sr died in WV on what is now I 77, between the towns of Mahan and Mossy, near Oak Hill. Rumor has it he died of acute morphine/alchohol intoxication. Somewhere near there is a plaque dedicated to him.
Read it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Williams_Sr#Death
(Mom was a fan, so I was raised on country.)
What pisses me off is people who have everything going for them, and then they piss it ALL away on drugs, gambling, or women, and then it becomes tabloid fodder for the masses.

[Hellbat]

How am I doin' guys? I'm writin' Country!

You need a line about how you're proud to be a working class American.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Mah woman done left me,
Somebody shawt mah dawg,
Mah trailer's got a flat tahr,
An I need ta drop a lawg

Drank a glass ah ainty-freeze,
Smoked a pile ah rag-weed,
Caint get a buzz fer nothin,
Make a man get peeved

How am I doin' guys? I'm writin' Country!

[gmbob22]

wanna know what pisses me off the most? Fucking country music and the assholes that play it. I have NEVER, EVER come across a bunch of close minded assholes like that ever in my life. these fucking people think their shit is ice cream, and everyone wants a double scoop of it. I love rock, classic rock, metal, and some other stuff in small doses, but dammit, I hate, and yes I use the word HATE country music and I cannot fucking stand the people who play it. they think they are all on some throne atop the music world. guess what mr white trash sister humper, your not. your just another talentless bum that thinks because you know 3 guitar chords your an artist and going to be the next big thing on CMT. well your not. you might as well put the guitar down and go back to midnight shift in the automotive department at the local walmart store cuz thats your destiny. I am serious, there is NOTHING more I hate than country music. NOTHING.

I hate assholes that hate country music and never even gave it a chance, granted I FUCKING HATE RADIO POP COUNTRY SHIT

but i bet you there wasnt a badder more controversial outlaw motherfucker alive than Hank Sr. in his day, or fuck, for anybody's day for that, better believe that man died in the back of a cadillac on some stretch of lonesome highway in WV with his boots on, a bottle of whiskey and his pearl handle colts, how be can u any more outlaw?

fuck, hopefully im lucky enough to go with my boots on

ill stick to my David Allen Coe, George Jones, Hank, Waylon Jennnings, etc. etc. etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN1eKZSBu3w&feature=related

to much good heartache and hell raisin in it

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

(Shirley Hemphill passed away 10 years ago)

How to make a Shirley Hemphill...

In a 12 oz. glass:

2 shots vodka
1 shot lemon juice
4 - 6 oz Tonic Water

Stir.

Add ice.

Add a dash of maraschino cherry juice, and one maraschino cherry with stem

[tonemonster]

It was the water and Chinese cooking triad of grandma's, mom's and daughter's unions. Mussolini and his Salo restaurant chain was in north and northerners of course eat risotto instead of pasta. But when the CLN Resistenza aka the restaurant critics mob who were against monopolies and chains, got stronger, Mussolini had to escape from the heavy criticism. What he did not know is that Californian rice trafficing was run by the chinese moms. Mussolini said that their rice is shit, too skinny and doesn't absorb the liquid well. It pissed off the chinese. When Mussolini started importing the rice from Lombardia, the chinese daughters gang started to sabotage the shipments. The rice was often replaced with whitened mouse poop. The gang of chinese grandmas run amuck in Mussolini's kitchen, the chicken stock was replaced with cow urine. Even the californians thought that it's not the best food they've gotten. So Mussolini, heavily beaten, had no choice but to start selling stone hard circular bread with ketchup. He is remembered as the first and the last Northern Italian to ever go to United States of America.

.....but the dinosaurs got too big and fat and they all died and turned into oil, and then the arabs came, and they all bought mercedes Benz.

[tonemonster]

What the hell? That's baby cow, not swine.

its all the same nowadays. dont you read Ann Landers?

[Endrik]

the Mussolini catastrophe took place when he moved the prominent family restaurant to the United States, he mistakenly flipped a coin when trying to choose which coast
to move to from Italy, and the coin came up tails and that meant the west coast.
When the restaurant (called Mussolini's) opened, the West Coast water all but decimated their fine pizza and pasta dishes as the water was too alkaline, forever marring the once proud Mussolini family name and reputation for preparing fine italian food. they sell fake gucci bags and fake oakley sunglasses successfully nowadays, underground of course.

It was the water and Chinese cooking triad of grandma's, mom's and daughter's unions. Mussolini and his Salo restaurant chain was in north and northerners of course eat risotto instead of pasta. But when the CLN Resistenza aka the restaurant critics mob who were against monopolies and chains, got stronger, Mussolini had to escape from the heavy criticism. What he did not know is that Californian rice trafficing was run by the chinese moms. Mussolini said that their rice is shit, too skinny and doesn't absorb the liquid well. It pissed off the chinese. When Mussolini started importing the rice from Lombardia, the chinese daughters gang started to sabotage the shipments. The rice was often replaced with whitened mouse poop. The gang of chinese grandmas run amuck in Mussolini's kitchen, the chicken stock was replaced with cow urine. Even the californians thought that it's not the best food they've gotten. So Mussolini, heavily beaten, had no choice but to start selling stone hard circular bread with ketchup. He is remembered as the first and the last Northern Italian to ever go to United States of America.

[Grandturk]

well, I am jewish, so it dont matter anyway.

What the hell? That's baby cow, not swine.

[PowerTube]

the next concern is what ever happend to the little covered wagon dog chow commercials? did that dog ever find work again? and what about the guys from that TV show "what's happenin?" are those guys in the unemployment line? and exactly what size were the fat guy "Rerun"'s pants? I have been perpelxed by this for years. the only other thing that comes to mind at this point is, there were alot of rumors that E.T. was gay and had a severe gambling problem. is there any merit to this? or is it all just tabloid garbalygoop?

No. Unfortunately, he was typecast after that. People couldn't imagine him in a beer commercial or whatnot. They could only mentally see him chasing that wagon.

[RacerX]

the next concern is what ever happend to the little covered wagon dog chow commercials?

did that dog ever find work again? and what about the guys from that TV show "what's happenin?" are those guys in the unemployment line? is there any merit to this? or is it all just tabloid garbalygoop?

Argle-bargle? Or foofaraw?

BTW you can track the What's Happening!! guys here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074071/

(Shirley Hemphill passed away 10 years ago)

[fordsho90]

the "smoking long" part was like a 4 foot breaking curveball, i was dumbstruck-lol

:ROTF::ROTF: I am sure it was especially in haze of a hangover.

[tonemonster]

the next concern is what ever happend to the little covered wagon dog chow commercials? did that dog ever find work again? and what about the guys from that TV show "what's happenin?" are those guys in the unemployment line? and exactly what size were the fat guy "Rerun"'s pants? I have been perpelxed by this for years. the only other thing that comes to mind at this point is, there were alot of rumors that E.T. was gay and had a severe gambling problem. is there any merit to this? or is it all just tabloid garbalygoop?