Wanna know what pisses me off?

[tonemonster]

The Pilgrims then mistook the natives for Huns and turned their guns on them to secure the Philip Morris account and lock it down. Any other moments in history you'd like to know about?

actually yes, can you clear up that whole cuban missle crisis thing?? and while your at it, can you give me a complete account of the ming dynasty?

[atomic charvel guy]

no problemo, the cuban missile crisis in a nutshell was the banning of the importation of cuban cigars (aka-missiles) into america, forcing yet another criminal underground to pop up through the illegalization of a product. most prevalent in canada, these cigar cartels have feasted on their oceans of dollars made from the selling of these cuban cigars (aka- chick repellant) to wall streeters and other fats cats around the country.
now, the ming dynasty also falls into this scenario as well. high tariffs and shipping costs for these cigars to asia forced the ming dynasty to open up underground illegal distribution points for these cigars, posing and fronting as laundromats across the USA, many of which are still unknown to the government here who are too confused to get past what kind of detergent to pay for in the laundromat vending machines while they are posing as undercover people who need to do their laundry in an effort to subdue the various illegal regimes at work.
anything else?

[RacerX]

actually yes, can you clear up that whole cuban missle crisis thing?? and while your at it, can you give me a complete account of the ming dynasty?

Yeah, I got a history test next week!

[atomic charvel guy]

already did, i straightened things out just above.

[tonemonster]

Yeah, I got a history test next week!

What grade are you in now Ron?

[tonemonster]

no problemo, the cuban missile crisis in a nutshell was the banning of the importation of cuban cigars (aka-missiles) into america, forcing yet another criminal underground to pop up through the illegalization of a product. most prevalent in canada, these cigar cartels have feasted on their oceans of dollars made from the selling of these cuban cigars (aka- chick repellant) to wall streeters and other fats cats around the country.
now, the ming dynasty also falls into this scenario as well. high tariffs and shipping costs for these cigars to asia forced the ming dynasty to open up underground illegal distribution points for these cigars, posing and fronting as laundromats across the USA, many of which are still unknown to the government here who are too confused to get past what kind of detergent to pay for in the laundromat vending machines while they are posing as undercover people who need to do their laundry in an effort to subdue the various illegal regimes at work.
anything else?

I knew it. I fuckin KNEW IT! the fuckin laundromat market was behind the WHOLE fuckin thing. Corksuckers. Farging Corksuckers. and yes Tommy there is another thing......... where did Moussulini go wrong? and what ever happend to the pet rocks of the 70's??

[atomic charvel guy]

the Mussolini catastrophe took place when he moved the prominent family restaurant to the United States, he mistakenly flipped a coin when trying to choose which coast
to move to from Italy, and the coin came up tails and that meant the west coast.
When the restaurant (called Mussolini's) opened, the West Coast water all but decimated their fine pizza and pasta dishes as the water was too alkaline, forever marring the once proud Mussolini family name and reputation for preparing fine italian food. they sell fake gucci bags and fake oakley sunglasses successfully nowadays, underground of course.

the Pet Rocks of the 70's led to the crack rocks of the 80's, and we all know what that epidemic wrought over this unprepared country at the time.

[tonemonster]

So that led to the demise of the TRS 80 computer then.............

You know, the last time I ate at Moussulini's I had the veal. and let me tell you, the health inspector hadnt been there in some time. wooosh.

If the war hadnt ended up the way it did, can you imagine the franchising possibilities of that restuarant? I mean shit. thats bizness baby. Marinara sauce? forgetaboudit.

[RacerX]

What grade are you in now Ron?

34th :ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

on the west coast they only get the "pink" veal, not the milk fed veal.
"you can pound that shit for days and it's never gonna get tender" (joe pesci in casino)

[tonemonster]

on the west coast they only get the "pink" veal, not the milk fed veal.
"you can pound that shit for days and it's never gonna get tender" (joe pesci in casino)

well, I am jewish, so it dont matter anyway.



how about the Apollo moon landings? were they fake or real Tommy? and I want some backup on this one.

and what ever happend to Messy Marvin? the kid from the chocolate milk commercials.

[atomic charvel guy]

The Moon landing was an apparition created by the same people who did the special effects doctoring up of the Super Bowl when the Giants beat the 18-0 Patriots. Both were huge Government Coverups.

Messy Marvin is currently on the latest Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1, he graduated from those commercials to becoming the largest Black Tar Heroin distributor in New Mexico. (DEA Agents finally figured out that "Chocolate Milk" was code for Tar on the tapped phone calls which led to his arrest)

[fordsho90]

my first day in california, i had landed the night before and my friend and i went on a bender. got in late, and awoke to go sit down by the pool in a hungover mess. i stretch out on a lounge chair and a lady is two chairs away from me reading a book.
i fire up a smoke, and she immediatelt shuts her book, looks over annoyingly at me and says (i'll never forget this) "excuse me, are you going to be smoking long?"
i said- "what?????"
she said- "I said are you going to be smoking long?"
i said-"smoking long? well, i'm gonna fukkin' finish it if that's what you want to know, and i'm probably gonna light another in 10 minutes or so if that helps you"
she was miffed and said "fine!!" and she gets up and starts walking to the other side of the pool. i said jesus lady, relax. she fires back- "i'm getting the second hand smoke!!"
i ended it with -"how do you think i fuckin' feel? i'm getting the first and the second hand smoke"
i got thrown out of a pizza parlor about an hour later up the block. i was from new york, and california had me scratching my head that day, took me a while to get used to stuff out here. anyway..............

You know thats funny considering that she lives in the area with the worst air polution in the nation...Dumb ass people

[atomic charvel guy]

the "smoking long" part was like a 4 foot breaking curveball, i was dumbstruck-lol

[tonemonster]

The Moon landing was an apparition created by the same people who did the special effects doctoring up of the Super Bowl when the Giants beat the 18-0 Patriots. Both were huge Government Coverups.

Messy Marvin is currently on the latest Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1, he graduated from those commercials to becoming the largest Black Tar Heroin distributor in New Mexico. (DEA Agents finally figured out that "Chocolate Milk" was code for Tar on the tapped phone calls which led to his arrest)

I dont think the moon landigns were apparitions. I think they were reality TV shows gone bad. way before their time. Look how successful the Brady bunch was in comparison. there really isnt even any need to discuss it further. at least not as long as Different Strokes is off the air.

messy marvin. I believe you there. its only because he was a nerdy american kid wearing glasses that he got ANY respect. If he were an Irish olympic athlete that commercial would have never aired.

but then the rubik's cube was a conspiracy too. do you remember why Tommy? (hint, Reagonomics)