Wanna know what pisses me off?

[atomic charvel guy]

1-The Roman Empire, like any other empire, fell because it destructed from within long before they were overrun by the McDonalds chain of hamburger restaurants who were originally owned by the barbarian tribes of germania.

2-Yes

3- many chinese clans bid on that job, but the "Fancy Chang" clan greased a local zoning official with 25,000 egg rolls ultimately knocking out the competition. the Wall was built to code as well, it's still standing ain't it?

[tonemonster]

So Fancy CHang was "in" with the right people then. You know....... I heard that a shady group of organized rice farmers kinda was above the law and ruled that area. ya know. like they were some sort of mob.

[Robert Hendrix]

Hmmm, If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

[atomic charvel guy]

if mississippi asked missouri for a new jersey, what would delaware?
idaho, alaska-lol

[PowerTube]

Here is a little known historical fact.

In 1912, when the Titanic left Ireland on it's maiden voyage to New York, there were about 20 crates of mayonaisse on board to be dropped off in Mexico en route. The Mexicans had only recently been introduced to this particular condiment and it had caught on like wildfire. They just couldn't get enough and the stores were emptied of it as soon as a shipment came in.

Well, as we all know, this particular shipment never made it. The Titanic struck an iceberg on the north Atlantic Ocean and went down. Soon enough, the news of the tragedy arrived in Mexico. Although it was viewed as a tragic event, they decided to never again be so dependent on foreign food supplies. Because of the lesson learned, Mexico still celebrates this incident even today.











































It's called Sinko de Mayo.

[atomic charvel guy]

it's true.

[tonemonster]

Obviously the Fancy Chang contracting company didnt build the titanic. if it had, the mayonnaise would have made it to mexico. no wonder so many want to immigrate here. its all the mayonnaise.

[atomic charvel guy]

mexican mayo has a kick to it, it's the coke paste from the plants before it's dried and processed into powder.

[tonemonster]

mexican mayo has a kick to it, it's the coke paste from the plants before it's dried and processed into powder.

thats what I heard. and I also heard what liquid its mixed with..........but we cant talk about it here cuz this is a family type place. (I saw the videos on you tube though. woosh. man that donkey sure was happy.)

[~K~]

thats what I heard. and I also heard what liquid its mixed with..........but we cant talk about it here cuz this is a family type place. (I saw the videos on you tube though. woosh. man that donkey sure was happy.)

you are a sick sick man

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

But yet, still not sick enough to eat sauerkraut... Not surprising, really.

[fordsho90]

[Horse Called War]

You know what really pisses me off ? Back in the day there would always be some hot piece of ass with her humanoid friend, that would cockblock me. I couldnt expect my friend(wingman) to sleep with these beasts, he would be arrested for beastiallity.

[tonemonster]

you are a sick sick man

Its all Tommy's fault. He corrupted me.

[tonemonster]

Smoke up there Franky. woh......wait a minute...... did you pay Eddie to use that Frankenstien picture? ya know........he invented frankenstien.

actually its pronounced FronkenSTEEN.