Wanna know what pisses me off?

[PowerTube]

I hate fucking hippies!!

Then, by all means....

STOP FUCKING THEM!!!

[VitaminG]

but if they keep chaining themselves to his tree trunk, what is he to do?

[Nightbat]

Stop fucking them?

HA! all vegitarians, they don't take any meat, so forget that

which brings me to those other cunts

Feminists

Equal rights my ass, these he-bitches will stop the day they have our balls in a jar
Right now they're already stockpiling sperm getting ready for the day nothing on three legs will be left alive
(remember that next time that 1-night-stander doesn't swallow)

and nothing any man could do except dying and leaving them a fortune or a job opening higher up will redeem us in their eyes

next up:

Fags!

No I'm not talking about 'homosexuals', I'm talking about those prancing peacocks in parades, yelling "Look at me, look at me, please honey I'm only human, treat me as such in my assless chaps"
Those that immediatly throw their voice 7 octaves higher and suddenly have a sense of fashion the day they're out of the closet
Human? last time I checked, humans only have the carnival parade, and those aren't 6 times a year not to mention you'd get arrested being in Gay parade attire
(well, over here anyway)


and last but not least:

Shallow, narrowminded, shortshighted assholes

Y'know them
those type of people that always have a rocksolid opinion based on abso-fucking-lutely nothing
about other people
just plain ignorance and stupidity
those with a plate infront of their head you need a bloody jackhammer to punch through
Hell, you could save such a person's life and at best they'd 'hate you a little less'

[Endrik]

vegetarians? what? don't you know that they are cannibals who play drums in the forest? haven't you seen Godard's Weekend?

[RacerX]

Godard's Weekend?

That's the one where Uncle Godard died and his nephews had to pretend he was alive so they put sunglasses on his corpse and all kinds of hilarious hijinks ensued, right?

[Endrik]

no

Weekend is a flick which is so chaotic and disturbing it makes most peoples' heads explode. Here's its best known shot... one take... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ScGLdfqdYo

[tonemonster]

I hate fucking hippies!!

well then STOP fucking them!!!!!!!!

[tonemonster]

Uh, you forgot to bring your soloist with you

Oooo! Touche' muthafucka!!!!!

[tonemonster]

Country music. I am tellin you people. country fuckin music. it needs to go. period. end of story.

[markD]

back to the original concept.....what pisses me off is that moron nergal from behemoth (or whatever) - everytime i see that douche i want to beat his face in. GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hellbat]

I think the corpsepaint and eyeliner really help bring out his cheekbones.

[tonemonster]

I think the corpsepaint and eyeliner really help bring out his cheekbones.

So he is metro then. hey, chicks dig the metro thing. Just ask Tommy. and dont hate him because he is beautiful.

[atomic charvel guy]

it is hard god damn work being this pretty with no makeup, no designer clothes, or basic hygiene products, i wear board shorts and that's it. no metro going on here.

[tonemonster]

it is hard god damn work being this pretty with no makeup, no designer clothes, or basic hygiene products, i wear board shorts and that's it. no metro going on here.

Hey, its lonely at the top bay bay. dont cry to us. your the one that decided to make the rest of us look like fat computer nerd geeks with your renegade/GQ look. Lorenzo Lamas and Antonio Banderes would drag their balls thru 2 miles of broken glass just to know your hair conditioning secrets. So you will find no sympathy from us as we hide behind our computer screens with our checkered polyester pants and pocket protectors while you get all the girls. you wont even share the ugly ones with us. you could at least throw us the ones with crossed eyes and missing teeth, but no. you hoard them all to your self Mr. ME.

[atomic charvel guy]

it's my masculine toes that sends 'em to their knees tone-lol