Well, here we are again.....

[Twitch]

Friday night, alcohol and a damn near dead forum. Everyone else must have a life.

[Trem]

lol, just practicin

[DRM]

A life? What's that?

I have no car...that's why I'm online. lol

[Reverend Timmy]

I hear ya,Twitch.Me and Jim Beam are having the most wonderful time.................................

[RacerX]

I'm watching "Hang Em High"

[Rsmacker]

I was depositing a couple of loads' worth of hot sticky love piss, all over a pair of perky coral-coloured nipples, and the owner's not-unattractive-but-then-again-not-Abi-Titmus face.

This was after a protracted spanking session with her tied face down to her bed which left her with an arse that a baboon would have envied, and including the obligatory chocolate-starfish jabbing with my beef bayonet.

All whilst her husband spiffingly stayed downstairs in their pub, running the bar whilst I rogered the crap out of his Mrs. What a star!

I need to get a life too, shagging other mens' wives is not as exciting as it used to be, dare I say it, it's getting boring. I need a woman of my own, one who will gobble on command, who will iron my shirts, who will cook my fucking dinner, who will not witter on about her 3 year old nephew being a child prodigy whilst my nuts are recharging in between shags ("Hmmm, that's interesting I'm sure, but I really couldn't give a shit, so STFU and get your gob round this, pet")

Still, Wilksy Baby will be a close substitute......can't wait...!

[tonemonster]

You need to hang out with Tommy and Endrik.

[Rsmacker]

I imagine that would lead to diseases hitherto unknown to Western science, along with long jail terms.