Whats the value of my butt

[eakinj]

I was just curious what is the value of my butt is? I've had it since 1970 and it's in pretty good condition. It doesn't have any pock marks or scaring, only flaw is it has a bit of a crack.. I've kept it real clean over the years. I can't seem to find anything on Ebay that match's my butt, I've seen a couple butts on there but they are different models and years so I don't know if I can go with what they are asking for theirs. Now remember this is for the whole butt, not just the asshole. There's plenty of assholes on ebay as it is.

I think when you consider the value of my butt you need to consider it's a vintage butt at this point and has never been played. Well ok there might have been one time when I was drunk but I think i just fell down is why i was walking funny the next morning is all...

I was thinking about sending my butt to someone to do a refinish but I don't know if that would affect the value.

Sound quality is amazing, talk about getting to that brown sound. Hell I have had people come up to me from a different room to tell me about the sound that came out of my butt. Hell my friends kicked me out of the car one time because the sound my butt made. they were obviously jealous.


if you can help I would greatly appreciate it.


tongue firmly planted in cheek.

[atomic charvel guy]

has it been jackrolled by Rsmacker? that is a mondo factor in the depreciation department. heee heee heee heee heeee..................

[Axewielder]

The verbal description was bad enough, no pics PULEEEZE!

[PowerTube]

$400.00

[bibz]

I predict zero bids! " "

[javert]

lol, good one.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I'm reporting your post... This is nothing more than a thinly-veiled FOR SALE ad.

[tonemonster]

"IN Philidelphia, its worth Fifteh bucks."

[Flatpicker]

It really depends.

There are a lot of factors for selling a good butt.
1. Hair quantity and quality. Is it a hairy butt? What color is the hair?
2. Did you do the blacklight test to see if it's an original butt?
3. Are you including the taint in the sale? It's considered good form to sell the butt/taint as a set as it's hard to get a good fit with a replacement taint. You may have to use some filler. All Parts are close but could be off by as much as an 8th. Color matching is also a consideration.
4. The butt can be worth much more if it has not been used inappropriately. Have you ever used it to vocalize?
5. Is the valve still usable? Only 1 in 10 buyers want one with a loose valve.

You can check the BlueButt Book for appropriate values.

[Scooter]

[Endrik]

What type is it? I can give you a good price for Argentinian Roundy but Irish Flatties don't go too well around here.

[Endrik]

"IN Philidelphia, its worth Fifteh bucks."

How much for the gun?

[tonemonster]

Mr. Valentine has set the price.

[m2pmd70]

...tongue firmly planted in cheek.

Eww.

[Endrik]

Money isn't everything Randolph.