April Fools Jokes

[Shawn Lutz]

my oldest son just got my wife real good (and might be in trouble for it too). He sent her a text saying someone planted drugs in his locker at school and he was on the way to juvie detention center once the cops show up. My wife called me at work crying...I had to tell her to STFU and calm down because I couldn't undestand a damn word she was saying because she was crying so hard.....she then receives the text "April Fools" ....lol

[guitarsjb]

my oldest son just got my wife real good (and might be in trouble for it too). He sent her a text saying someone planted drugs in his locker at school and he was on the way to juvie detention center once the cops show up. My wife called me at work crying...I had to tell her to STFU and calm down because I couldn't undestand a damn word she was saying because she was crying so hard.....she then receives the text "April Fools" ....lol

Ouch...there is NO humor in that call for her. He's getting his ass kicked :ROTF:

Our other guitar player in the band put up on his myspace page that he quit the band. I've been answering to folks all day that fell for it! Grrrr...

[toejam]

Before going out the door this morning, I updated my Facebook status to say I got married yesterday and have a baby on the way. :ROTF:

[Shawn Lutz]

Before going out the door this morning, I updated my Facebook status to say I got married yesterday and have a baby on the way. :ROTF:

I didnt know men could get pregnant Joe :ROTF:

[toejam]

I can! LOL

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Before going out the door this morning, I updated my Facebook status to say I got married yesterday and have a baby on the way. :ROTF:

Baby on the way? You'll finally put the moobs to use.

[BallooTheBear]

How about tying a vcr tape to someones bumper hitch?I wonder how that would work out.I bet it could potentionally become a half mile long.I should try it.I shall keep all informed.

[audiophile]

Put a alligator clip lead from the guys brake lights to the horn.

Oh I really like that idea, especially on someone who has only one car, has to get to work and hasn't an automotive clue.
Every stop sign/stop light would be a sore and embarassing moment.

[Rsmacker]

Speaking of video tapes, make a film of your shithouse one day. Put the camera nice and high, looking down on the throne and record for 5 mins.

Then, next time you have a few people round, wait till someone goes to the bog. Slip the tape into the VCR and let it play. When the person comes back from the toilet and sees everyone avidly watching what you then tell them is a live camera hook-up from the bog, they will go fucking ballistic, I promise.

[BallooTheBear]

Speaking of video tapes, make a film of your shithouse one day. Put the camera nice and high, looking down on the throne and record for 5 mins.

Then, next time you have a few people round, wait till someone goes to the bog. Slip the tape into the VCR and let it play. When the person comes back from the toilet and sees everyone avidly watching what you then tell them is a live camera hook-up from the bog, they will go fucking ballistic, I promise.

Awesome,I'll make sure to try that one on my girlfriend.:ROTF:

[RacerX]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/01/april-fools-2010-the-best_n_521301.html