I need help...again.

[riffraff]

I love these posts...

[LouSiffer]

So RS...... what you are trying to politely say is........ You just shagged my wife!!!

Thanks for t he heads up. I told you that bitch was shaped like the Michelin Tire Man.-Lou

[toejam]

I don't understand the problem... What do you need help with?

Someone to throw on flower to find the wet spot? :ROTF:

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Someone to throw on flower to find the wet spot? :ROTF:

:ROTF:

If I understood his slang correctly, not only would the trickle of blood provide a visual cue, but a blind man could have found it by smell.

[Nightbat]

So RS...... what you are trying to politely say is........ You just shagged my wife!!!

Thanks for t he heads up. I told you that bitch was shaped like the Michelin Tire Man.-Lou

Reminds me of an old joke of two maffiosi in a restaurant

"Luigi, you like fat woman?"
"No"
"You like woman with Mustache?"
"Ofcourse not"
"You like the woman that have face like fish eh?"
"Hell no Carlos!"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING MY WIFE?"

[dannyr]

This is great! Just a word of warning...If you keep hitting it like that, she is gonna fall in love. Watch out!

[toxikdeth]

That was the funniest shit I've read in a while. Fat chicks need loving to....but not by me.

[VitaminG]

:ROTF:

If I understood his slang correctly, not only would the trickle of blood provide a visual cue, but a blind man could have found it by smell.

it's like I'm right there with him!

[guitardudeluke]

i found this fucking hilarious man awsum story

[toejam]

:ROTF:

If I understood his slang correctly, not only would the trickle of blood provide a visual cue, but a blind man could have found it by smell.

Good point! But what if his allergies were acting up? :ROTF:

[Spivonious]

Hey, at least she didn't pee on you.

Where you going this year for vacation?

[Reverend Timmy]

He's probably going to a boot camp for fat women..............

[Spivonious]

The story is so much funnier after I read this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisto

[Reverend Timmy]

You are right.That makes it even funnier............

[DonP]

Someone to throw on flower to find the wet spot? :ROTF:

Yeah, and why not some flour as well while your at it!