I need help...again.

[Scooter]

[toejam]

Yeah, and why not some flour as well while your at it!

D'OH! Thanks, Ron! :ROTF:

[RacerX]

Yeah, and why not some flour as well while your at it!

...while YOU'RE at it you mean

[Nightbat]

Yeah, and why not some flour as well while your at it!

...while YOU'RE at it you mean

...as well, while...

...If we're getting anal about it.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

...If we're getting anal about it.

Well, I th... Hey.... :think:

[Rsmacker]

It's 1am and another fat chick is texting me to go and ball her. I attract more bloaters than a bloke with a packet of Jaffa cakes in his hand. Perhaps they think my old man still has his Fish & Chip Shop?

I'm going to resist though........

Spiv, I have no idea where I'm going this year, but this very afternoon, I got the bike out for the first time since I came home in October. Can't wait, I have that urge to get away again.
I'm thinking of doing a "Find Rs a wife" tour......


ah fuck it, to be continued, I've got to go and do this chubby little trollop up the wrong 'un. Here we go again.....!

[Reverend Timmy]

You're gonna have to get a sidecar or a trailer to haul all of your women..........................

[fordsho90]

It's 1am and another fat chick is texting me to go and ball her. I attract more bloaters than a bloke with a packet of Jaffa cakes in his hand. Perhaps they think my old man still has his Fish & Chip Shop?

I'm going to resist though........

Spiv, I have no idea where I'm going this year, but this very afternoon, I got the bike out for the first time since I came home in October. Can't wait, I have that urge to get away again.
I'm thinking of doing a "Find Rs a wife" tour......


ah fuck it, to be continued, I've got to go and do this chubby little trollop up the wrong 'un. Here we go again.....!

Smack that ass and ride the wave in!!!

[Scooter]

You're gonna have to get a sidecar or a trailer to haul all of your women..........................

The way he's talking, she may not fit in a sidecar:ROTF:

[Nightbat]

ah fuck it, to be continued, I've got to go and do this chubby little trollop up the wrong 'un. Here we go again.....!

That's Rs for us

Always taking one for the team

[Hellbat]

You are a champ RS. If I even catch a whiff of poop when I'm ballin', Captain Winky is down for the count.

As far as large women, I've found they feel pretty much the same as normal women to the important parts. Enthusiasm counts for a lot more than size and larger women can have enthusiasm in bunches hehe.

[Rsmacker]

Eeee, I'm a dirty bastard!

I took the girl on Saturday night down to my warehouse and gave her a good hiding before putting her to the sword. She looooves it, naughty little minx. Unfortunately my neighbours wouldn't so I couldn't bone her at home (plus I don't want her knowing where i live, in case I come home and find her camped out with all her stuff). Don't think her other half would be too amused really, either, though he doesn't mind putting her on the spit with me. Oooh, dangerous stuff when one half of a swinging couple starts having secret meets. And meats.

Let's get one thing straight here too, it's not just fat chicks I like, it's just the greater proportion of them these days seem to be on the "well-fed" side. I couldn't actually give a toss whether they are fat or thin, they are all pink inside.

I would actually like a girlfriend, just one, all of my very own. Is that too much to ask?. She'd have to be an absolute deviant though, and have NO hangups. Met a lovely, no, beautiful girl last night in a Swingers' Club. Mid 30-40, long blonde hair, gorgeous, slender yet curvy, and best of all, posh as fuck. Obviously really well-bred, not a scumbag oik like me. Unfortunately she was being led around on a dog lead by some knob-end, her other half, who let me smack her arse and suck her tits, but wouldn't let me fuck her. The bastard! He did make her beg to suck my cock though. Oh, yes, heaven! Nothing like a posh bird on her knees asking her master if she can pleeeeeease suck it.

Then I fucked a fat old trout a bit later. See, I just can't help myself.








Anyway, all that aside, what I really really like is dirty little chickboys, like WilksyBaby, a kind of Inbetweener. We're getting married, you know. (You didn't think I'd forgotten about you did you sweetie?)

[atomic charvel guy]

Wilksy is bailing on you, you keep cheating on him, watchout man, Endrik may steal him right from under your nose, or your rod, or whatever.

[wilkinsi]

Well, stop fucking bulldykes then :ROTF:

[Rsmacker]

Oh there he is, naughty little pudsucker. No, I think his mind has been poisoned by someone else, someone in Orange County. (Is that where Oompah Loompahs come from?)

Maybe I'm trying to get him to break up with me, just so that when we do get back together, we can have some brutal get-back-together-fuck-me-you-monster sex.