CDC ALERT ~ DANGER, Please read ....

[Jayster]

CDC Release

Information regarding Gonorrhea Lectem

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em.”

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectem is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.


*borrowed from another forum(unknown writer)*

[atomic charvel guy]

but what are the side effects of the new drug though? and does it protect against
Limbaughera and Palinitis?

[Nightbat]

I've heard there's a chance Votemout will give you Hillaria

[VitaminG]

I'd heard it was a natural after effect of Bushea Incompitatus

[RobRR]

Probably better than contracting Palintitis... I hear that ones a real bitch.

[DRM]

I was under the impression we had a Political section of the forum for a reason.

[Hellbat]

Normally I'd be with you there David, but the posts have been pretty slow lately so I'll take them where I can get them. Or like Keith Richards said. "Its good to be anywhere."

[Jayster]

I was under the impression we had a Political section of the forum for a reason.

David, I thought this was more in humor than politics but if you're offended - the mods can just delete the thread.

[DRM]

I'm the least political person you'll ever meet, so I can assure you I'm not offended. However, let's just say that someone gets butthurt...if you keep this where it belongs, then what the fuck can they do about it besides cry themself to sleep?

Ya get what I'm sayin?

[Rich#6]

I stayed away from the platium membership under I wanted to sell stuff because I hate BS politics on a guitar board. Please put it there so I know what to avoid.

[Endrik]

but where's the good jokes, I grew out of the puppet show parody

ok, let's see


"The Police Department of Birmingham, Alabama reported that a three year old girl accidentally shot her younger brother dead with a gun found in their home. The local experts say that this tragic event could have been prevented if the parents had the foresight to buy another gun for their son so he would have been capable of defending himself."