Crabcore is great compared to...

[Endrik]

...this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPUiMPyPps

[Forrest]

That's funny. Crabcore is offensive because it's douchebags with Blink182 tattoos and women's jeans that were playing pop punk and wearing pink shirts last year, trying to disguise themselves (poorly) and jump on the latest bandwagon...which apparently consists mainly of trying to rewrite the last 5 In Flames albums.

This is god awful but at least they're not trying to fool anyone.

[Snoogans]

Where do you dig this crap up?
Someone should take this lot to a Ministry gig and show 'em how it's done properly

[javert]

Oh, man...

[laurens]

Has been done before, but crabcore is still worse IMHO. If you want a good mix between "dance" and black metal check out this band, they realesed a few cd's like this quite some time ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32YyZMxFrBA

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Wow. That was truly awful.

[zeegler]

That may just be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

[Diminished]

I just wasted 30 seconds of my life...... Thanks a lot.

[Grandturk]

What the hell is "crabcore?"

[Endrik]

Where do you dig this crap up?
Someone should take this lot to a Ministry gig and show 'em how it's done properly

I found this one from a local music board... there was a topic about some Russian city banning metal shows and then someone posted this video and saying that this is probably the reason why

What the hell is "crabcore?"

well, it's your own fault for not watching and participating
http://www.jcfonline.com/threads/103042-I-m-dying-here...

[atomic charvel guy]

That may just be the gayest thing I've ever seen.

consider the source Zeegs, it's from Endrik, so where's the surprise? I will not click the link.
the last rubbish he came up with blinded me for a week, and i went deaf as well and couldn't listen to
good music for 7-8 days. If I click that link, i'll end up executing my own soul. Not a fukki'n chance.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

consider the source Zeegs, it's from Endrik, so where's the surprise? I will not click the link.
the last rubbish he came up with blinded me for a week, and i went deaf as well and couldn't listen to
good music for 7-8 days. If I click that link, i'll end up executing my own soul. Not a fukki'n chance.

Would it change your mind if I told you there were tits?

[Hellbat]

I can only assume that is the result of a bunch of people getting really baked and then deciding "The direction we will go is 1/3 Bad Techno, 1/3 Bad Cannibal Corpse Cover Band, 1/3 Bad Evanescence Cover Band."

To quote Andre Leon Talley, "It's Drek. Total Drekitude." (proceeds to fan himself)

And yes I realize the above statement makes me 73% more gay than before I quoted it...

[Endrik]

I can only assume that is the result of a bunch of people getting really baked and then deciding "The direction we will go is 1/3 Bad Techno, 1/3 Bad Cannibal Corpse Cover Band, 1/3 Bad Evanescence Cover Band."

Your assumption is wrong bro. Such ideas are in the genes. Just be born in Russia or former Eastern Block and such ideas come naturally. Trust me, it's that bad in that part of the world, that kind of musicality + horrific slavic glamour dominated in the 90's, if you'd have any taste you'd cry in the pillow every night. This band sounds a lot like Scooter which was a dance group that every single douchebag liked. Of course, things are getting better now but there's still a lot of fucking people stuck in the 90's, and this band is the perfect example of it.

[zeegler]

consider the source Zeegs, it's from Endrik, so where's the surprise? I will not click the link.
the last rubbish he came up with blinded me for a week, and i went deaf as well and couldn't listen to
good music for 7-8 days. If I click that link, i'll end up executing my own soul. Not a fukki'n chance.

LOL, I know what you mean. A small part of my soul died when I watched it.