Crabcore is great compared to...

[atomic charvel guy]

I've had just about enough of Endy and his crabcakes.

[Nightbat]

I had to endure 10 seconds of crabcore
anyone ALSO clicking this link should sue Endrik for severe mental anguish

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I've had just about enough of Endy and his crabcakes.

But his tuna melt is delicious!

[VitaminG]

...this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPUiMPyPps

so how did they place at Eurovision??

That's funny. Crabcore is offensive because it's douchebags with Blink182 tattoos and women's jeans that were playing pop punk and wearing pink shirts last year, trying to disguise themselves (poorly) and jump on the latest bandwagon...which apparently consists mainly of trying to rewrite the last 5 In Flames albums.

awesome definition. Hurry up and post it at Urban Dictionary

I've had just about enough of Endy and his crabcakes.

But his tuna melt is delicious!

classic!!

[guitarsjb]

Ya learn something new everyday...today I learned I HATE crabcore...oh that was bad. Not in a good way. Just really really bad.

[Chad]

Speaking of crabcore....I saw this link on another forum. Be forewarned...this is horrendously horrible and stupid. But kinda funny. Don't miss the awesome keyboard solo. I can make farts sound more musical than that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTSQPNHZQc

[6string40]

Holy fucking shit. That was truly horrendous.

[Scooter]

Your assumption is wrong bro. Such ideas are in the genes. Just be born in Russia or former Eastern Block and such ideas come naturally. Trust me, it's that bad in that part of the world, that kind of musicality + horrific slavic glamour dominated in the 90's, if you'd have any taste you'd cry in the pillow every night. This band sounds a lot like Scooter which was a dance group that every single douchebag liked. Of course, things are getting better now but there's still a lot of fucking people stuck in the 90's, and this band is the perfect example of it.

OK, for the record, I am not in any way associated to 'Scooter' that is mentioned here. I must say that I am aghast and would like to change my name now.

[Endrik]

Speaking of crabcore....I saw this link on another forum. Be forewarned...this is horrendously horrible and stupid. But kinda funny. Don't miss the awesome keyboard solo. I can make farts sound more musical than that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTSQPNHZQc

that is awesome

[RacerX]

The OP: I tried to make it through the whole thing, I really did....but when the chick started screeching around 1:31 I just couldn't take it!

What is this, a new torture device from the FSB?

[Endrik]

OK, for the record, I am not in any way associated to 'Scooter' that is mentioned here. I must say that I am aghast and would like to change my name now.

ehee, I remember Scooter was called "a poor man's Prodigy" by some even though they didn't sound anything like Prodigy, this is their festering turd of a hit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV5ZAUxcWZM and they ripped of a lot of artists but... we also had a local band Caater which was called "a poor man's Scooter" and as you can imagine it's even bigger shit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbk_-0pAzFw

[fordsho90]

This is why China will ALWAYS be a Communist country....

[Spivonious]

Speaking of crabcore....I saw this link on another forum. Be forewarned...this is horrendously horrible and stupid. But kinda funny. Don't miss the awesome keyboard solo. I can make farts sound more musical than that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTSQPNHZQc

...

[Dred]

Just for shits and giggles...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=related

[Hellbat]

I gotta stop watching the vids in this thread, they are making me want to kill myself or others. Mostly others, but still me just a little bit just to spare myself the pain.