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I recently discussed this with my sister, that we (dutch) can't 'understand' bullfighting since it's culture (y'know: PETA, animal cruelty, "Ban", blah, blah)
So we both were not 'against' it, it but we also agreed we love to see the bull winLast edited by Nightbat; 06-01-2010, 12:19 PM."There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow"
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins."
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Originally posted by Nightbat View PostI recently discussed this with my sister, that we (dutch) can't 'understand' bullfighting since it's culture (y'know: PETA, animal cruelty, "Ban", blah, blah)
So we both were not 'against' it, it but we also agreed we love to see the bull win-------------------------
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When I was in Arles (they make excellent bull stew over there) my friends said that most of the time their local bullfighting is without weapons and killing, it's more of a game but some have tried to make it illegal because too many daredevils are getting seriously hurt or even die... go figure."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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..Fuck with the bull and ya get...
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Originally posted by Grandturk View PostI don't understand life in Africa either, but I sure as shit can't be "for" rounding up little kids, giving them Ak-47's and teaching them to murder people."There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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"....crap!"
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