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The Dark Marsupial has awakethed!!! Up from the depths!!!!
Twitch..I tried that. You see, My pud is the Earth's axis. I'm balls deep in the south pole, and every year fuggin' elves candy stripe my helmet at the North pole. Then Satan..I mean Santa gets excited, does a pint of jager and does Home invasions all over the globe. Meanwhile my testasticles are blue as star sapphires..but it's my job.
Don't worry 'bout 2012. That's right before Christmas! If Planet X comes by..I'll just withdraw my pud from Earth and swat it like a bug. I do it every 6000 years. The Mayans have monoliths, temples, and whatnots of my pud all over the place..there's carvings and shit. Well...Anywhooooooooooo...
Everyone may feel a small hiccup and we'll loose Haiti..but I'll shove it back in, get it candy striped, and all the kids will get new video game shit under the fuggin' tree. Unfortunately except for Haiti. I'm sorry..they can remake "We are the world" 5000 fuggin' times..but it's goin' down!
So it its written..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
It's funny how these days some folks think EVERYTHING is photoshopped.
It just seems too perfect. Im quite sure by now if it was photo shopped wed all know about it but that hole looks more like its been bored rather than eroded. Its almost a perfect cylinder as opposed to a more gradient and irregular bowl like shape that sink holes usually look like.
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