Hypnosis is fun!!!

[LouSiffer]

Well, I have been practicing hypnotism for a few years. If I am encouraged by friends or bartenders to do some stuff, I usually oblige.

Basic stage stuff for some laughs. I was at a local bar the other night and it got brought up that I am a hypnotist. Some guy asked if I could help him quit smoking. I said sure.

I get him in a trance and his girlfriend went batshit jealous on me. She was drunk and was jealous that he trusted me this much ,but, he has trust issues with her for basic everyday things. Probably because she is a cunt I am guessing.

So as I am trying to "reprogram" his smoking mentality, she yells in his ear: " You don't know it,but, you are sucking his dick!! " and then calls me an asshole.

I managed to keep him in this state with some quick verbage. I then told him that he does not have a girlfriend and has been single for a couple years. I brought him back to and she started talking to him about wanting to go home. He looks her dead in the eye and says " I don't even know who you are."

This girl's temper just came uncorked. She started throwing beer bottles on the floor. I told her if she didn't calm down and act like a REAL woman, I would leave her boyfriend with no memory of her. I wouldn't have really done this, but, I got a feeling I would be doing this guy a favor if I did.

So, as I started to take him back in, I pulled a sneaky and took her down with him. This doesn't usually work well with irrate people ,but, it did with her ( the booze helped too ). I had her sweeping and mopping up the mess she made and apologizing to the other people in the bar for her actions ( I believe the wording I gave her was " I am sorry for acting like a stupid bitch." )

Right before they left, I placed her back into trance and left her with this suggestion: "When you wake up, you will realize your actions and temper have brought you negative reactions. This is a behaviour pattern that you will no longer follow starting today. When you go home tonight, you will have the best sleep you have ever had and you will wake up in the morning feeling like you just had a 4 hour massage. One more thing, you will never act like a stupid bitch again."

I am so bad. You may think my actions were a little harsh, but, you have to realize that while someone is in a state of trance, they are very receptive of what is going on around them and what is told to them. It was my job to make sure he had a good experience for any suggestions to work. She was inadvertantly trying to take that calm piece of mind away from him. -Lou

[RobRR]

Dude that is AWESOME! Good job on teaching the bitch a lesson, hope it sticks!

[Musician78]

Wow. I don't think I could be hypnotized. Never tried.. just don't think it could happen... to me.

[DonP]

I don't see anything wrong. She will be happier and live a better life thanks to you. She owes you money.

[LouSiffer]

Hypnosis REALLY is fun. We don't realize it, but, we are hypnotized everyday.

Examples: 1: Dying of thirst and see a soft drink ad= subliminal advertising= hypnosis.
2: Driving down the road, you are at your destination, but, there is about 20-30 minutes of travel time you do not remember = road hypnosis.
3: Wathcing a movie that you cry or tense up cuz you know a bad guy is around the corner = hypnosis.

Anyone can be hypnotized. In fact, the smarter you are, the easier it is to hypnotize you. I hypnotize the wifey quite often. I could give you tons of valuable info about truths and myths if you guys are interested. - Lou

[Musician78]

Now you have me wanting to meet a hypnotist to test my assumption. I do get the road hypnosis thing, but I always assumed that it is because I am so into the music I am listening to... I guess verifying what you stated.

[Newc]

Road Hypnosis my ass, it's alien abductions!


And good job on taming the shrew, Lou. Shoulda left her with the desire for a girl-girl treat for her b-friend though

[Hellbat]

With great power comes great responsibility. It's an easy line to cross and start using your powers for evil, but I think in this case you did the right thing...

[Spivonious]

I've attended hypnotist shows a couple times and it never works on me. I don't think my mind can focus on one thing like that.

Good job on the girlfriend. Did the guy quit smoking?

[atomic charvel guy]

Lou,
can you put me under and tell me I was the cornerstone of Led Zeppelin and have sold 300 million albums?
It will make walking around pretty cool, at least in my mind, and that's all that really matters.

[LouSiffer]

Spivonious: I dunno if he quit smoking for good. She really cut up the session. I do know he was offered several cigarettes right after and he turned them down. You could be right about your focus issues. There are other techniques as well called instant, speed and shock inductions that may work.

Atomic: Yeah, I can make you think anything you want. I can even make you think your dick is so big you need a friend to help you carry...but, think about it....... what would you do with an imaginary dick that big and do you REALLY have any friends that would help you carry your imaginary dick around?

Hypnosis is really nothing more than letting your sub-conscience take over so your conscience can take a break and do whatever it wants. There is more to it than that, but, thats just rambling. There are levels of trance that go with this. Depending on which theory, it is considered to have 4 or 6 levels. -Lou

[Hellbat]

I need to hypnotized so I can eat salads. Green leaf vegatables literally make me start gagging and retching and i can't make myself swallow them. I know it's a total mental thing but I can't seem to get past it.

Coincidentally my wife sent me this joke eariler this afternoon...

I felt so sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night.

He hypnotized seven men then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled, “Fuck me!!”

….what happened next, will haunt me forever!!

[atomic charvel guy]

the cornerstone of Zeppelin and the 300 million albums is a mighty large penis, that will do-lol

[Newc]

And then Tommy gets put away fro trying to off the imposter Jimmy Page

[LouSiffer]

Hellbat,..... I like that joke alot!! Think I am going to steal it. As far as leafy greens, there are several techniques that can be utilized. The best would probably be to implant a post hypnotic suggestion that makes you think the vegetables taste like a fruit.

Newc, who is Tommy? I see Jimmy Page using his alias Atomic Charvel Guy. It is cool he chose our forum to hang out at.

Now I have a moment, I will post some of the stuff I go over at shows regarding hypnotism.

1: Is it real? ABSOFUCKINLUTELY!!

2: Do you have to be weak minded to be hypnotized? Nope, in fact, weak minded people are very hard to do. The more intelligent you are, the easier it is as you have a higher level of learning, focus, concentration and imagination.

3: Can I get stuck in hypnosis? Nope. It is impossible. If I were to hypnotize you and walk out of the room, 1 of 2 things would happen. You would either wake up instantly or in about 15-20 minutes feeling like you just had the best nap of your life.

4: Can I be made to do something against my morals? Nope. I can not break your will or you moral/ethical threshold. However, I can bend the hell out of it.

5: Can I be hypnotized to tell all my darkest secrets? Nope. You will not do anything that you feel may cause you harm or grief. It is very easy to lie in hypnosis as you are still fully aware.

6: Am I at the mercy of the hypnotizer while in a state of trance? Nope, you will find you can wake up at any time. As long as the hypnotist is suggesting things you are okay with, you will find that this state feels so good, you like to hang around there. Also, a good hypnotist, once you are in this state, will protect you like a mother with a newborn ( this is the way I am ).

7: Can I become addicted to hypnosis? In short, no. I have some regulars I call hypno-junkies. They like this relaxed state. It is not truly addictive and has no side effects other than coming to peace with things that are bothering you and allowing you to truly relax. Many doctors feel that this will actually lead to a happier and more productive life.

8: How well does hypnosis work for things like losing weight and quitting smoking? This is a little bit of a lenghty answer. You may see a hypnotist come to town and offer these programs for $50.00 to help with weight loss, smoking, learning, stress, etc. They will try a very basic input: "Imagine that cigarette........ now take a big red paint brush and mark an "X" over it." This works for some, but, just like any stop smoking theory or diet, there is no coverall for everyone. You may require going to a hypnotherpist for this. At this point, they will try to determine the cause and reprogram your response or reaction ( stress smoking or stress eating for example ). I could go on and on about this, but, rest assured, with a good hypnotherpist, a solution can be found with a combination of awareness and hypnosis.

9: Can someone be hypnotised if they do not want to be? Short answer is no. However, there is another field I am involved with called NLP ( Neuro Linguistic Programming ) and Covert/Black Ops Hypnosis. I have techniques I use, that, if I can get the analytical side of your brain to "stall" for just a moment, I can induce trance. How long it will last depends on a few factors, but, that is getting deeper into something you do not need to understand.