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  • #2
    the Bengals are really fukked now this season. Browns too.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    • #3
      Think of it as a symbol of the renewal of His sacrifice for our sins. We built up a shitload more in the past 2000 years, lots of them in His own name. Not that He didn't warn us....
      Ron is the MAN!!!!

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      • #4
        God never liked the artwork or rendition of his son so he got rid of it. Somewhere in all the rubble is a message "Make it really look like my son when you rebuild" lol
        shawnlutz.com

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        • #5
          Guess Zeus finally got pissed.
          -Rick

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          • #6
            GTWGITS! - RacerX

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            • #7
              God strung up his own son like a side of veal, i fukkin' shudder to think what he's gonna do to me.
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • #8
                I didn't do it!!! I was home all night with the shits!

                Wow, God must be pissed at Ohio..he struck down a 120 year old church a few weeks ago.

                Lightning strikes again.....Dokken.. "Liiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhttttniiiiiiingggggg"

                @ Tommy!!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #9
                  Bill, you don't cover your tracks very well

                  How did my request to have that insurance company destroyed drop down the priority list?:think:
                  Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                  "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                  • #10
                    That was a pretty good storm. I'm about 10 miles away, 7 as a crow flies

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                    • #11
                      "We can rebuild him, we have the technology"
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #12
                        I liked to call him Big Butter Jesus. Jesus saves! Instead of the people in the theatre getting the brunt of the lightning strike, Jesus took the hit...

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                        • #13
                          that really wasnt Jesus anyway...thats really " the guy at the liquor store begging fo you change, hair on his face is all dirty dreadlock'd and full of a mange"
                          shawnlutz.com

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BTB007 View Post
                            I liked to call him Big Butter Jesus. Jesus saves! Instead of the people in the theatre getting the brunt of the lightning strike, Jesus took the hit...
                            Here you go Brian, and for anyone else...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rjohnstone View Post
                              Guess Zeus finally got pissed.

                              You and I, sir, we're on the same wavelength.
                              You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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