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  • Who Loves Beer??

    Throw up some metal for beer!!!

    Thats all i got...
    Every man dies... Not every man really lives!!

  • #2
    beer is good.
    "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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    • #3
      "Beer is proof that God loves us." ~ Benjamin Franklin
      Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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      • #4
        Originally posted by stevieb91 View Post
        "Beer is proof that God loves us." ~ Benjamin Franklin
        Wrong! Franklin was talking about rain & wine: http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008...in-on-beer.htm
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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        • #5
          Mr. Grammar also knows history. Great.
          "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
            beer is good.
            just for Ron's benefit, I am updating my post to:

            Beer good. (it has a bit more of a caveman vibe to it which I am sure he wont like given his fetish for proper execution of the english language)
            "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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            • #7
              Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
              Beer good. (it has a bit more of a caveman vibe to it


              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #8
                What is the malted liquor.(beer)
                What gets you drunker quicker?
                What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer)
                Can't get enough of it,(beer)
                How we really love it,(beer)
                Makes me think I'm a man,(beer)
                I can kiss and hug it,(beer)
                But I'd rather chug it,(beer)
                Fill my belly up to here,(beer)
                I could not refuse a,(beer)
                I could really use a,(beer)
                Beer, beer, beer.

                I can't remember how much I have had,
                I drank a twelve pack with my dad, BURP!
                That's my son the drunken manly stud,
                I'm proud to be his bud,
                Here have some pretzels,
                No!
                I'll call it quits,
                Those things give me the Schlitz!

                Drink with your family,
                Drink it with your friends,
                Drink till you're fat,
                Stomach distends,
                Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
                We like to drink till we spew,
                EW
                Who cares if we get fat,
                I'll drink to that,
                As we sing once more.

                What is the malted liquor,
                What gets you drunker quicker,
                What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)
                Can't get enough of it,(beer)
                How we really love it,(beer)
                Makes me think I'm a man,(beer)
                I can kiss and hug it,(beer)
                But I'd rather chug it,(beer)
                Fill my belly up to here,(beer)
                Golly I adore it,(beer)
                Come on dammit pour it,
                Do it for me,
                Brew it for me,
                Feed it to me,
                Speed it to me.(beer)

                The most wonderful drink in the world.

                Hooray
                "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

                -"You like Anime"

                "....crap!"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                  now you got it.
                  "clean sounds are for pussies" - Axewielder

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                    Wrong! Franklin was talking about rain & wine: http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2008...in-on-beer.htm

                    You should work for the History Channel, that is where I got the quote from.. Spelling and grammar Nazi, history expert... You should have been a teacher and squashed Ebonics in its infancy...
                    Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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                    • #11
                      Beer, Beer, we want more beer!!!


                      20 Pints - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaGrz...eature=related

                      I really really fancy going out for a few pints tonight, this is most disturbing, I thought I was over all that.
                      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                      I nearly broke her back

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by stevieb91 View Post
                        History Channel, that is where I got the quote from..
                        There's your problem, you urban legend spreader, you!
                        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
                          Mr. Grammar also knows history. Great.


                          Yep, beer rocks!! I'm having one now.

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                          • #14
                            Guinness Extra Stout for me. Yum.

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                            • #15
                              I can think of something much better than beer, doesn't make you sick, nauseous, bloated, or hung over...

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