Hmmm, something's in the air........

[Rsmacker]

So, first week of September, and I have that feeling, that itch again. Well, it should heal up if I apply the cream 3 times a day, but my balls are tellling me: "GO FORTH...."

Yes, Europe, head to your bunkers and await the All Clear, cos I'M COMING (and not in my pants. Mostly)

It is a kind of honeymoon, but I'm going without Wilksy-Baby, I'm hoping he'll fly out to join me when I can establish a Mediterranean love nest.

Ah yes, just me, my motorbike, and a healthy taste for exotic sexual deviance, I'm looking forward to this, I need a holiday. France first, then.......well, who knows? Depends on the weather, I need some sunshine. And lager. And cider. (Yep, already fallen off the wagon AGAIN, been limbering up my liver in preparation for the trip)

AAAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Scooter]

Go enjoy yourself! I thought it was about time again. Full report again when you get back?

[markD]

yay....

[Rsmacker]

You'd be concerned if I was passing your front door.

[markD]

that is true. i don't want MY ass to be hurtin!!

[Gartron]

Remember photos of the munters this time...or it didn't happen!

[Rsmacker]

Oh, I've been plotting this year, I'm cammed up to the max, I'm going to make it a Cinematic experience. Might try harder to write it up as I go along this time, by the time I got home last October I hadn't got a fucking clue what I'd been up to, I just knew I was skint.

[Rsmacker]

You'd be concerned if I was passing your front door.

Perhaps now might be a good time to announce that next year, I may well just ship the bike over the Atlantic to do a little road trip in the USA. Start digging your bunker now.

[Rsmacker]

OK ladies (that means YOU, Wilksy-Baby), scrub up, daddy's home!!

Yes, I have once again evaded Customs, Dago policemen, Eastern European bum-bandits, Swamp donkeys with hairy minges, infected genitals (a seriously close call though, details to follow, you'll be ecstatic to hear), alcohol poisoning, offended Frenchmen, offended Italians, offended Slovenians, offended Austrians, offended Germans, offended foreigners from unspecified nations, and I have arrived home to this Septic Isle, this England.

Now, what did I miss......?

[savatage]

CRISS OLIVA WEEK!

Don't worry, there's still time! A few days remain!

[Snoogans]

Eagerly anticipating all the sordid details!

[Rsmacker]

Well, before I spill my guts, I have a few things on my mind.

First, if a heterosexual super-shagger ends up having a few drinkies, and then decides to take on a gen-you-wine hermaphrodite who has been showing off their tackle (both sets) on the beach all day, does that make them bi-sexual? (Even if he only decided to do it because he knew it would be a once in a lifetime opportunity to make his mates actually vomit, and he giggled all the way through, knowing this was the very pinnacle of his deviance?)

Secondly, how does one remove the ming of stale piss from one's motorcycle seat, after letting go of about 2 fucking gallons when not being able to find a public bog in a crowded city?

[Fender]

You can be hung for that type of behavior in a few countries .

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

It's too bad that one guy isn't here to tell you how to get the piss smell out... What was his name? :think:

He'd had a lot of practice, though.

[rjohnstone]

Replace the seat.
Once it's in the padding, it's all but impossible to get out.