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That band sounds like puke, too! 
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I went to a new year's gig in the late 80's and the singer was so sick he had to sit on the edge of the drum kit with a bucket between his legs. It was gross but I have to admit they still put on a pretty good show--at least the music was good.Comment
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OK. You're at a gig. Your lead singer comes over to you. He pukes on your (insert favorite guitar model here). He keeps singing. What do you do? GO!
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You switch to your backup, finish the gig,,shake up a bottle of beer and spray said axe off with it as the pressure should be enough to get the puke residue off,,,,THEN,,later why your singer is past out on the floor you take a dump on his chest an place a little flag with a smiley face and the wordsOriginally posted by dustin1969 View Post
"Thanks for the memories, you were wonderful".....in German,,,,,, right in the middle so its the first thing he see coming to, and Don't forget the pics for the internet
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WHY Beer?.. cause it is less gross to clean off than puke when you have to sit an do the real cleaning,,,,,:ROTF:
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Originally posted by MOSHWITZ View PostYou switch to your backup, finish the gig,,shake up a bottle of beer and spray said axe off with it as the pressure should be enough to get the puke residue off,,,,THEN,,later why your singer is past out on the floor you take a dump on his chest an place a little flag with a smiley face and the words
"Thanks for the memories, you were wonderful".....in German,,,,,, right in the middle so its the first thing he see coming to, and Don't forget the pics for the internet
Oh,,
WHY Beer?.. cause it is less gross to clean off than puke when you have to sit an do the real cleaning,,,,,:ROTF:
MOSHON
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Nice details Dave. Looks like someone has had a first hand experience.
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Nope, sorry, I won't play with anyone who gets loaded before a gig. Afterwards, I don't care what they do. Might be a part of the reason I don't gig anymore. Hmmm....
On another note, that clip was damn funny. I kinda feel for the guy though, you can see his look change real quick just before the first heave."illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - NighbatComment
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If they ever make "The Decline of Swedish Civilization Part I", these jagoffs are a shoe-in._________________________________________________
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Or a shoo-in even!
(Sorry I was gonna stop)"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Fu$%in brutal!!HTTP 404 - Signature Not FoundComment
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He should incorporate that into the act. Kind of like Gene Simmons spitting up blood.Comment
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so during the guitar solo go offstage and down a couple of cans of campbell's chunky clam chowder. can you shotgun soup?Originally posted by jgcable View Post
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Haha!!! Bet that club smelled good after that. I wonder how many other people puked.Comment
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HAHAHAHAHA......that was so funny I think I threw up in my mouth a little!Comment
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