My dad sent me this

[Jayster]

"If you can read this in English, thank a soldier"

I read it in English because I'm a bloody Englishman, thank you very much!

Three guesses who's upset about that whole colony failure thing

[Nightbat]

We (and by "we," I mean our government)

Well, here's one thing I learned from you peeps (and various other international forums)

"Never base your (my) opinion on a nation and it's people by looking at it's government"

It's amazing how fast world peace could have been realised without politicians but with just a few beers

I vote more beer in office!

[atomic charvel guy]

i vote mandatory marijuana ingestion world wide.
everything would fall right into place.

[Endrik]

wars don't start because of politicians, wars start because of obedient goat people

[Hellbat]

i vote mandatory marijuana ingestion world wide.
everything would fall right into place.

Yeah until the tragic 2012 70 million man march on the Cheetos factory. Thats what touches off the aporkalypse that causes the mayan calendar to end.

[atomic charvel guy]

let the calender end. i will survive the apocalypse and start the new world.
there will be one religion, and will be based upon me and my turning the cheetos
into filet mignon for the masses.
hey, you can get people to believe in anything it seems to me-lol

[Jayster]

hey, you can get people to believe in anything it seems to me-lol

You mean like 'global warming'?

[atomic charvel guy]

anything jay, and i do mean anything.

[Grim]

"If you can read this in English, thank a soldier"

I read it in English because I'm a bloody Englishman, thank you very much!

+1!

[Scooter]

Yeah until the tragic 2012 70 million man march on the Cheetos factory. Thats what touches off the aporkalypse that causes the mayan calendar to end.

I thought that was saved for the Brett Favre retirement ceremony.
Otherwise, first post, funny chain e-mail, all other posts too political for my twisted views.