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  • i know nobody gives a fukk but

    today and tomorrow is Breeders Cup Day.
    184 of the best horses in the world are running.
    I'm going tomorrow for sure, and I'm debating faking
    a brain aneurysm here in the office so i can get out of here
    and go today as well.
    horseracing- The Sport of Kings!!!!!!!!!!!
    gambling, handicapping,griping, joy, elation, and despair all in one day. plus the people at the track are the kind
    that i like the most, slackers.
    oh, what is that? my head, it's starting to hurt, i'm holding my temples
    now, and about to keel over so i can bail outta here. maybe i should
    put some oatmeal on my neck and twitch alot to sell the fake job better.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    I think I'll have a brain aneurysm before it's over. My gf used to own a horse and rode extensively, and horses are all she ever talks about! :dead: LOL
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #3
      yes cameltoe joe, i feel your pain, but i'm talking about spending two
      glorious days pissing away money i have no business pissing away, fraternizing
      and rubbing shoulders with buzzards of all kinds, beer, (i am off probation and a free man again)
      winning (hopefully), losing (definitely), and all the while not once being bothered by
      people who would ask you if you have a job, or goals, etc.
      it's fukkin' heaven i tell you.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • #4
        I've got no business pissing away any more money either, but hitting the track would be nice. I've only been to the Meadowlands track once, many years ago, and did win a small amount. Maybe I should hit the Freehold track one day and see what happens. Beer sounds good right about now, too!
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #5
          I am not a follower of horseracing, but I approve of beer!
          GTWGITS! - RacerX

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          • #6
            I used to do the satellite encryption for a lot of the tracks/OTB's. I'd go to the tracks and set up encryption encoders. I have a pretty good idea that a lot of the races are fixed. I'm not a betting man myself but would when I had any "inside tips" that were sure things
            shawnlutz.com

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            • #7
              The only horseback sport I would be interested in is jousting! Why can't we get that back?
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              Blank yo!

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              • #8
                shawn,
                everything is rigged, period.
                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                • #9
                  Regarding your thread title:

                  A 27-year-old Wilmer man was charged Tuesday with cruelty to an animal after Mobile County sheriff's deputies said he sexually abused a miniature horse in Wilmer last weekend.
                  Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                  • #10
                    Best breeders cup ever?



                    GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jayster View Post
                      Best thing about that story is the comment by "sistergirl"

                      "neigh means neigh!"

                      Man did that make me laugh. I mean obviously I feel bad for the horse and yeah it's wrong and all but throw a bad pun at it and it's a fricken comedy goldmine.
                      GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                        Best breeders cup ever?



                        It's the NEW midget wrestling!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Grandturk View Post
                          The only horseback sport I would be interested in is jousting! Why can't we get that back?
                          +1. That would be awesome.
                          I like EL34s.

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                          • #14
                            Does anybody give a Butt Fuk?
                            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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