What is up with naming guitars?????

[Axewielder]

People like to give names to inanimate objects. Their cars, their penises, etc.

Anyone with an "inanimate penis" should prolly get that looked into.

[tonemonster]

You make it sound like a big fucking issue. Like it's all over this place. Show me 10 fucking quotes from here where people seriously named their guitar

I was speaking in general, not about the JCF. I see it on other forums, and in person with people.

[Hellbat]

Anyone with an "inanimate penis" should prolly get that looked into.

Yes looking back, adding inanimate there was a bad idea. I blame the drugs.

[tonemonster]

Yes looking back, adding inanimate there was a bad idea. I blame the drugs.

Fuck yea. I can get into that. I blame drugs for LOTS of things I do, and I dont even take drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spivonious]

"The Predator", "The Kelly", and "The Ibanez" are the only names I give my guitars.

And Star Trek rules.

[Pointy]

Yes looking back, adding inanimate there was a bad idea. I blame the drugs.

So, do you name your drugs?

[tonemonster]

So, do you name your drugs?

I would if I did them.

[Grim]

Anyone with an "inanimate penis" should prolly get that looked into.

I get one when I'm around your wife!

[wilkinsi]

Nothing wrong with watching Star Trek. But "Whacking off to Star Trek" is just something Tonemonster does, and (s)he doesn't wanna feel alone

[Cygnus X1]

Same with naming vehicles.

But some things tend to earn the names.

'71 Dodge 3/4 ton...naturally "The Beast".
It earned it...could not kill it.

'87 Dodge Caravan..."Henry"...not sure why, but it fit.

'96 Nissan Maxima..."Clyde".
Two reasons.
So F'ing boring, but it seems to think it's a little hot rod.
"Claudius Maximus".

Guitars...only to separate between similar.
"Blackie" comes to mind.

[VitaminG]

a friend has named his Explorer. He called it "Dora", only because he thought it was funny. He calls his other guitar "Tele". Because it is a tele

[tonemonster]

a friend has named his Explorer. He called it "Dora", only because he thought it was funny. He calls his other guitar "Tele". Because it is a tele

does he wack off to star trak too??

[Cygnus X1]

Star Trek.

And that's the last I'm saying about it!


1986 just called.

They said "Take a chill pill".

[atomic charvel guy]

fukk all of you. the greatest guitar i ever owned was called Elvis.
i had a bond with it. he actually lived, and breathed. he cured ills, he gave joy to anyone who played him.
he always delivered. i would have fukked him if my dick was small enough to fit
in the input jack.

[Cygnus X1]