What is up with naming guitars?????

[Grandturk]

I'll take names over nonsensical numbers and letters any day.

[tonemonster]

I'll take names over nonsensical numbers and letters any day.

what you mean???? people name their guitars like license plates on cars?? or like that guy R2 B2 from Star trak?

[Grandturk]

Don't make me NCC-1701-D your bitch ass!

[wilkinsi]

If I bought a crap guitar, I'd call it Rsmacker... and smash it to fucking pieces.

[Rsmacker]

...and then shove it up yer bumhole, nice and slowly, savouring each morsel, each sliver. With a bit of practice, with your super-developed sphincter muscles, you could probably put it back together and squeeze it out in one piece. Now that would be the the stage show to end all stage shows....

"Tonight! Live on Stage!! The one and only Wilksy-Baby flexes the Bumhole of Doom. Anal gymnastics, the like of which you've never seen! First gee-tar up the key-ster will be a Warrior, naturally, straight after the first set of Village People cover versions (ALL parts played by WB himself). In the event of anal splinter damage, WB will immediately perform some Jimmy Somerville numbers. Roll up Roll up!!"

[Rsmacker]

One thing is for sure though - there are no guarantees that The Rhythm Method will stop you getting pregnant.

Buggery is a far better option, though there is always the possibility of seepage.

[toejam]

i'll take names over nonsensical numbers and letters any day.

Ou812? I81b4u.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Buggery is a far better option, though there is always the possibility of seepage.

I get that already.

I mean, um...

Fuck.

[VitaminG]

Buggery is a far better option, though there is always the possibility of seepage.

isn't that how little lawyers are born?

[Mazz]

I call mine "DXMG" and "Cheap shitty Rhoads"

on another note, do we all "jack off to star trek" for giving the cock dragon it's name? XD

[nateb]

isn't that how little lawyers are born?

Lawyers are formed in the making of a marblecake.

urban dictionary it.

[micha]

what you mean???? people name their guitars like license plates on cars?? or like that guy R2 B2 from Star trak?

[tonemonster]

Hey baby, I got a twelve inch penis.


dont look away.

[MetalHeadMat]

I call my guitars by their exact model; colour/shape description to the guitar dyslexic.

[Axewielder]

I name all of my guitars "Marklar".