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I knew this would happen once they started with the bussing!Originally posted by tonemonster View Post-------------------------
Blank yo!Comment
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I blame the drug bans.
And yeah, dammit, I got a named guitar or two - The Halford Warrior. It's Fucking Metal (literally), and yet (according to Ron) ghey at the same time, just like Rob Halford.
And of course the WarAngel, but that's the actual model, since it's a Warrior with Death Angel tips. No different than the Death Kelly or War Kelly, really.
Other than that, I refer to them by their model - the Morton (rather than MM1 or Dominion), the Concert V (though I catch myself saying "Vee" instead of "five"), the JZB2 (or J.Z. for short, since it's the only one I have and thus impossible to get confused with another one, even though it sounds too close to "Jay Zee", that rap douche), the SLS Custom, the SLS3, the NASLs (but since there's four of them, I do have to refer to them by their finish, or their model numbers i.e. the J2 or 135. The 2 Cherry Burst 160s can be confusing since they're identical, so I have to state "the first 160" because it was the first one I got.), the C5P, the DX7 (mostly to remind myself it's not a DK-7), the Warrior MG-M (or just 'MGM') since it has a DK2M neck, the Montoya, the Takamine, or "the classical".
Then there's the Vantage - an FV575 that's been living in shame in the shed, covered in yellow Krylon, for about 5 years
As for Lucille, that guitar was named for a purpose: BB King was playing in a club one night when a fight broke out which set the place on fire. He ran out, then went back in for his guitar and almost got trapped inside. He later found out the 2 guys that set the place on fire were fighting over a woman named Lucille, so he named his guitar that to remind himself "next time, let the guitar burn up but get your ass out".I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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Great story Newc!!!!!!! I did not know that."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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for some reason or 'nother, you sound much taller on radio.Originally posted by VitaminG View Post"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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There is NO WAY you came from my loins!
+1 on the killer story Newc..never knew that either.Comment
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there's no way no koozie is gonna leave ME in no church!"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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What we're dealin with here is a complete lack of respect for the law!Comment
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you sumbitches couldnt close an umbrella!!!"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Nobody... Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!Comment
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"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Junior tells daddy his hat blew off
Sherrif: I hope your goddamn head was in it!Comment
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happens EVERY time them dancers go poontangin around with those show folk fags!!!!!!!!!!!"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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lmao!!! Great one...I didn't even remember it til I read it!!!
Shut up, shut up! One shit at a time!Comment
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wish they woulda cremated the sumbitch! I would have been kickin mista bandits ass around the moon by now!!!!!"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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