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  • And in the news, Ozzy Osbourne Is a Genetic Mutant



    Knome, Inc., a genome research company, sequenced Ozzy Osbourne's DNA and presented the suprising results at TEDMED, an annual health care conference in San Diego.

  • #2
    In the end, there will be roaches, Ozzy and Keith Richards..... Think thats gonna be my new sig line.
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    • #3
      I like this one:

      The Prince of Darkness also a 2.6-times increased chance for hallucinations associated with marijuana, though Osbourne said he wouldn't know if that were true because he so rarely smoked marijuana without other drugs also in his system.
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      • #4
        wow. that piece-of-shit is only 61?!?!?! dang....i thought he was WAY older. pathetic. it is amazing how he manages to stay in the public eye...

        those people should study the genome of a hobo. i bet it would be quite similar to ozzy's.
        GEAR:

        some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

        some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

        and finally....

        i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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        • #5
          don't kid yourselves, there's a plenty of genetic mutants on this board too.
          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Twitch View Post
            In the end, there will be roaches, Ozzy and Keith Richards..... Think thats gonna be my new sig line.
            You may wanna spell check the sig before Ron's head explodes "Scanners" style.
            GTWGITS! - RacerX

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
              You may wanna spell check the sig before Ron's head explodes "Scanners" style.
              Im not sure for once where the spelling error would be here.
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              • #8
                His genetic sequence was corrupted BY the drugs he's done. He loses one more brain cell he'll be a singing monkey!
                "illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Twitch View Post
                  Im not sure for once where the spelling error would be here.
                  Kieth
                  GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                  • #10
                    don't mess with keith


                    Keith takes matters into his own hands when a rogue fan runs onstage.
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                      Kieth
                      No, "ei" is correct here. Google it.
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                      • #12
                        I think it was the line of ants he snorted back in the day with Motley Crew....
                        shawnlutz.com

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Twitch View Post
                          No, "ei" is correct here. Google it.
                          You spelled it correctly in your original post but it's wrong in your sig man!
                          GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Shawn Lutz View Post
                            I think it was the line of ants he snorted back in the day with Motley Crew....

                            LOL, that's funny dude, a friend and i said the same thing the other night.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                              You spelled it correctly in your original post but it's wrong in your sig man!
                              Corrected! Thanks, damn dyslexai.
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