What to do when pulled over by police

[RacerX]

LOLZ! But good info:

[Rsmacker]

Step 7: Tuck a nice crisp £5 note into your licence, "for the Retired Police Benevolent Fund".

Step 8: Try not to dance in the lights on top of their car, you have NOT arrived at the next club.

Step 9: Do NOT mention pork, piggy-wiggies, bacon, oinkers, apple sauce, scratchings, Officer Dibble or call him "fucking Robocop" because of his massive utility belt and combat gear. Best not to mention the Village People or the Blue Oyster Bar either.

Step 10: Roll on the floor clutching your pods and screaming "Aaaargh! Why did you do that? Why hit me? Help! I'm being brutalised by the Filth".

Step 11: Tell them you are changing your name to Raoul Moat, and they'll never take you alive.

Step 12: Enjoy porridge and being bummed in the showers at Winson Green.

[Shawn Lutz]

Search Chris Rocks version of what NOT to do...funnier shit

[Grandturk]

I just go with - "Don't tase me, man! Don't tase me!"

[Nightbat]

Best not to mention the Village People or the Blue Oyster Bar either.

:ROTF:

9 1/2: If you're getting screwed might as well kiss, add "Insulting an officer of the law" to the charges
at least that way you'll be enjoying it for only a few dollars extra

[javert]

Search Chris Rocks version of what NOT to do...funnier shit

lol, get a white friend.

[jim777]

He Got Weed! He Got Weed!