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I like that as a definition of freedom! -
I was saying that about a 10th of the non-registered guests are bots but still count as guests or users though they are actually not really reading but track "buzz" words for their respective search engines.Originally posted by RacerX View PostHTTP 404 - Signature Not FoundComment
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"boobs"Originally posted by Twitch View Post
think that will affect the google demographic hitting the JCF now?Hail yesterdayComment
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If the spiders have been through the White Ghost Flames limited run thread... Nope.Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
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Hey, what's goin' on..?
I had a nightmare that some asian woman ran over Tommy on his bicycle. His balls got caught in the spokes like a balloon...and went bomp...bomp...bomp. I woke in a Cold Sweat..runnin' down the back of my neck!!
Ron...RON !!! RACER FUGGIN" X !!! I can feel you...staring dizzingly at my typos. I do them for you!!
Love,
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Comrade Guillaume Zurlo is baked!!!"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Man I wish. I get mad and jealous when my son comes home smelling like a mixture of skunk and poon!Originally posted by Endrik View Post
I can't tell my kid to buy me weed. I don't want it on his person or my car. It is illegal. Which is ridiculous!!! Alcohol KILLS , weed does not! I'm a fuggin' retired cop. These are facts."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Well, at least get him to bring home the poon Bill!
You can tell them you have Balls Pelsey and the only way you can insure they didn't catch it is to check their internal temperature with some "probing"GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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Hahhaa...Yeah man. He knows about everything that goes on here. This is my home from home. He's on that fuggin' Facebook..like an asshole. A programmed Facebot! Fuck that shit!
I know what your sayin'. But I don't exactly "approve" of some of the females he likes. I'm old school dago. Well, if you seen any stereo typical dago movies and shows. That's me. You come here..yo're eating sausage and meatballs if you like it or not. Not Rice and Beans...which is on ongoing joke at the house. I think they're fighting tho. I can tell in his demeanor and how glued he is to Facebook. They're Facfeighting..for the world to see. Even in Bethleham..who's another girl he likes. I told him to find a nice asian guy, who's good in math, and wants to be a doctor. I just want him to go far, carry my torch high...you prick!
The thing with me. I KNOW whatever I say here can be read by the fuggin' White House. ..and they love it!! They have to
People forget what America really means. I could tell the Prez to "Bite Me", and laugh about it. I won't lose my head over it..I like that.
..Nice.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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What kind of colonial peasant chooses not to like sausage? This is the holy nectar in all former jesus pimping high cultures."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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My wife went to Wal-mart to buy a new Meatpump. This one is made in China for Italian Sausage. China stole the technology.
I'm starting a, EPA approved buisiness right here.. in the America !! Check it out.. "Meat-A Pump". It's a special design that I will not disclose to China. Ron Jeremy will be my spokesman. It'll be HUGE!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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It'll be huge then suddenly flaccid and have a big fat hairy ass attached to it. just to pleasure the horny housewives.1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirkComment
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BUZZ.. I want you to Uber-Wedgie my whitey tighties, and flip my hairy, fat ass..over your hairy, fat ass. Then we'll share pain meds!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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after reading what i wrote it totally comes across the wrong way
wedgies over the harbor is chazzzton? it's a date
1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirkComment
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