Happy New Year everyone!

[BenoA]

Probably that a few here are already in 2011. A few hours to go on my side.

Have fun everyone and I wish ya all the best to you and your loved ones.


Happy New Year 2011

[Soap]

Yep, back at ya and to all JCFer's.

[RacerX]

Gung Hay Fat Choy!



Now let's lose the Santa hats!

[guitarsjb]

Hope everyone has a safe and happy new years.

[djpharoah]

Wishing everyone on JCF a happy and safe new years eve and the best for the new year

[jdr94]

Yeah yeah yeah happy new year to my jcf'rs

[Twitch]

Happy New Years biotches!!!!

[Twitch]

Gung Hay Fat Choy!



Now let's lose the Santa hats!

Way ahead of you, lost it like 6 hours ago.

[The Rossness]

happy 2011 guys

[Newc]

Yappy Hew Near!

[Trussrod]

HNY, folks...

[Scooter]

"May the new year be a damn site better than the last." -Col. Potter

Happy new year folks.

[etepbbb]

Wishing everyone the best for the new year.

[Rsmacker]

Gung Hay Fat Choy!

WTF does that mean? The reason I ask is because I spent last night in my usual pit of depravity, up to my spuds in various accomodating swingers, the place was rammed (so to speak). Now, the interesting thing is that a dumpy fat Chinese gal took a shine to me and rather than me driving home at 5 am, she offered that I stay in her room at the local fleapit. Of course, one good turn deserves another, so I unleashed my little maggot on her. As she lay there beneath me, 2 strange thoughts crossed my mind:

1. She looks like Eric Cartman. I put this down to me being knackered and really really wanting to go to sleep, but, well, shagging is more important. Just the way she lay there, a little smile on her chubby face.......I kept wanting to say "Screw you guys, I'm going home", Cartman-style. Do you know how difficult it is not to say something like that when you are totally wiped out and on the edge of sleep? Well, it is, very difficult.

2. Oh no, she doesn't look like Eric Cartman now, I know who she looks like, and it's worse, way way worse. She looks like Sammo from Martial Law. I really know how to pick 'em. Luckily I didn't have to break a chair over her head to escape, I just hosed her down with my porridge gun.

Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU LOT.

PS. Wilksy Baby and I are thinking about renewing our vows on the day of the Royal Wedding, just so we can have a street (bukkake) party. Thanks Simon, I really do love you.