I agree with Rsmacker, can't trust people who are too friendly.
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Nah, when someone's so friendly without no apparent reason it feels fake most of the time."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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didn't sound like Terry was being overly familiar with the guy though. It's pretty standard practice over here to greet someone as they enter your shop. It's not like he said "dude, you've really let yourself go!" or put his arm around his shoulders and asked if he got any last night.Hail yesterday
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Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostI was talking about you, not to you shithead. Drop the stupid ghey fantasies. Its getting boring. Save yourself time and stick your head in a concrete mixer.
Then again, your shame feeds the anger, which in turn tightens your furry hoop, so perhaps don't come out, keep smouldering away in a festering pit of your own glowering shame, I love playing rough, you know that.
PS. I love you.
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by VitaminG View Postdidn't sound like Terry was being overly familiar with the guy though. It's pretty standard practice over here to greet someone as they enter your shop. It's not like he said "dude, you've really let yourself go!" or put his arm around his shoulders and asked if he got any last night."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Some bastard tried to swipe my wallet from my shorts, whilst I was shagging a bird on a beach last year in France. It was a bit of a free-for-all and there was blokes whacking off reeeeally close (so close I had to tell them to back off in case I got hit by friendly fire). I looked down and saw some bastard's hand on my shorts! Luckily I'm a hero and didn't break my stroke, just smacked the hand away and held on tight to my wallet. Cheeky fucker, I looked roundto see who it was, but there were just too many leering dirty bastards, trying to get a good view of the back end I was hanging out of. See, just too over-friendly, I mean, after I let them stand behind me beating off.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by Rsmacker View PostHow many times do I have to tell you sugarbuns? No-one will judge you, this is the 21st Century, be glad to be gay, it really is OK.
Then again, your shame feeds the anger, which in turn tightens your furry hoop, so perhaps don't come out, keep smouldering away in a festering pit of your own glowering shame, I love playing rough, you know that.
PS. I love you.
1) I'm not gay, nor am I in the slightest bit interested
2) I've never met you, nor would I want to either
3) I find people waving their sexual desires at me offensive
4) I'm quite happy just playing guitar during my free time
... 5) That fat bitch making a mess and stench in your car was poetic justice.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
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Originally posted by AussieTerry84 View Postyou see Australia is a single class country we don't really have an upper class/lower class thing going on like they do in England over here everybody's on teh same level, if your a millionaire you'll be treated the same as a janitor and etc.
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Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostAnd what shame is that?
1) I'm not gay, nor am I in the slightest bit interested
2) I've never met you, nor would I want to either
3) I find people waving their sexual desires at me offensive
4) I'm quite happy just playing guitar during my free time
... 5) That fat bitch making a mess and stench in your car was poetic justice.
OK, I'm sorry, Bi is not the same as Gay.
Look, let me take you out for a Rohypnol milkshake and let's forget all this nonsense.
I'm thinking of moving up to Notts/Derby area, let's get a flat, we can be manly men together, playing guitar and not doing any fudge packing whatsoever. Nope, not even a little dip after a few drinks. (But if you wander round in your Batman Y-fronts and nothing else, I won't be able to resist ravishing your hairless white bod, you naughty little tease.)
Come on, you know it makes sense, think of all the sexy pro audio kit I'll bring, 19" distros, rack lights, etc and you will have unfettered access to. (There, that'll do it). I'll call the estate agents,we might have to pretend we're a couple though, you'll be ok with that, won't you? I mean, it is only pretend.....
Oooh, a little bit of precum just wept from my helmet.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Originally posted by rsmacker View Postoh, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Ok, i'm sorry, bi is not the same as gay.
Look, let me take you out for a rohypnol milkshake and let's forget all this nonsense.
I'm thinking of moving up to notts/derby area, let's get a flat, we can be manly men together, playing guitar and not doing any fudge packing whatsoever. Nope, not even a little dip after a few drinks. (but if you wander round in your batman y-fronts and nothing else, i won't be able to resist ravishing your hairless white bod, you naughty little tease.)
come on, you know it makes sense, think of all the sexy pro audio kit i'll bring, 19" distros, rack lights, etc and you will have unfettered access to. (there, that'll do it). I'll call the estate agents,we might have to pretend we're a couple though, you'll be ok with that, won't you? I mean, it is only pretend.....
Oooh, a little bit of precum just wept from my helmet.Originally posted by rsmacker View Postsome bastard tried to swipe my wallet from my shorts, whilst i was shagging a bird on a beach last year in france. It was a bit of a free-for-all and there was blokes whacking off reeeeally close (so close i had to tell them to back off in case i got hit by friendly fire). I looked down and saw some bastard's hand on my shorts! Luckily i'm a hero and didn't break my stroke, just smacked the hand away and held on tight to my wallet. Cheeky fucker, i looked roundto see who it was, but there were just too many leering dirty bastards, trying to get a good view of the back end i was hanging out of. See, just too over-friendly, i mean, after i let them stand behind me beating off.
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Originally posted by AussieTerry84 View PostWhat ever ya reckon bud!Hail yesterday
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