Stupid pommy bastard!

[Mr Sandman]

^^^^^^^^^^

More cliched BS!

Now you`ve got me wanting to hear you tell us that you got a kangaroo in your backyard as well.

[VitaminG]

^^^^^^^^^^

More cliched BS!

Now you`ve got me wanting to hear you tell us that you got a kangaroo in your backyard as well.

in the paddock a block away from here. Good enough for you?

[RacerX]

Now you`ve got me wanting to hear you tell us that you got a kangaroo in your backyard as well.

in the paddock a block away from here. Good enough for you?

Yeah, he's also got a Santa hat on year-round!

[Mr Sandman]

I`ve got a mate who has kangaroos frequent his backyard from time to time...

The first time I went to his place he had 3 kangaroos in his backyard. I thought to myself this dudes got fucken kangaroos in his backyard, how Aussies` that!

[Hellbat]

Yeah, he's also got a Santa hat on year-round!

It's to save time from you badgering him to put it on this coming December.

[Hellbat]

I`ve got a mate who has kangaroos frequent his backyard from time to time...

The first time I went to his place he had 3 kangaroos in his backyard. I thought to myself this dudes got fucken kangaroos in his backyard, how Aussies` that!

Do those things get large talons? I'll admit they scare me. They way I've seen them rear back to kick, it's like they're built to cut femoral arteries.

[Mr Sandman]

Large talons? I guess so...

I remember years ago in a national park seeing this woman hand feeding kangaroos with a loaf a bread...
A few more roos started gathering, then one of them tried to take the bag of her but she would`nt give it up. The roo then took a few strikes at her with it`s front paws and then just knocked her on her arse, took the loaf of bread and then they all fucked off back into the bush. The woman was pretty cut up (literally!).
I guess that`s why they had fucken big signs up saying `Dont feed the kangaroos!`.

Since seeing that I don`t go near them!

[Snoogans]

Jeez, is there any wildlife out there that doesn't want to kill you?

[Rsmacker]

Large talons? I guess so...

I remember years ago in a national park seeing this woman hand feeding kangaroos with a loaf a bread...
A few more roos started gathering, then one of them tried to take the bag of her but she would`nt give it up. The roo then took a few strikes at her with it`s front paws and then just knocked her on her arse, took the loaf of bread and then they all fucked off back into the bush. The woman was pretty cut up (literally!).
I guess that`s why they had fucken big signs up saying `Dont feed the kangaroos!`.

Since seeing that I don`t go near them!

That's why they have boxing matches between people and kangaroos, I saw it on a film.


No wait.....it might have been a cartoon. Carry on.

[Mr Sandman]

That's why they have boxing matches between people and kangaroos, I saw it on a film.


No wait.....it might have been a cartoon. Carry on.

No, I like talking about kangaroos better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pufSYjhcPYo