Randy Rhoads > Van Halen

[Nimitz]

this kid is not from the U.A.E.

[Grandturk]

Nut noose anyone?

[Special-K]

No doubt about it!
Randy Rhoads forever!

Without him I wouldn`t be playing guitar.

[kamalayka]

this kid is not from the U.A.E.

Not United Arab Emirates.

U.A.E. here stands for Unidades Agrupadas de Exportación. (It's a poor attempt at humor, I know.)

Here is a brief bio:

-I am a white male, age 21.

-I was born in Argentina and moved to the US when I was 16.

-I taught myself English through complete submersion via television, radio, and books.
I am about to graduate with a B.S. in Mathematics. (Hopefully that position at the number factory will be open by the time I finish school.)

[Nimitz]

No... you already graduated with BS in Rock knowledge

[Vass]

next post will be the old classic "it was just a joke"

We were both spectacularly wrong, albeit in different ways- he's doubled down, he has.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

(It's a poor attempt at humor, I know.)

One of many such attempts of yours thus far... Probably not your last, either.

[kamalayka]

Your momma's so fat she's from both sides of the famly!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some things are just better rich.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Money can't buy happiness...but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

[kamalayka]

The ONLY reason why Randy Rhoads excels beyond te rest is because he peered into the classical realm.

Rock 'n roll fucking blows.

[DalyTek]

According your other post, they both suck since they were making music within the last 100 years...

[DRM]

Bump.

[kamalayka]

My most refined palette is quenched by none other than the finest of late Romantic-era compostitions performed with nothing but the fullest of emotive flair.

I DARESAY that "music" (I shutter as I tread near such a blasphemous use of the word) after said time became increasingly dull and sullied, etching ever closer to the bowels from which it had the misfortune of slipping!

Good day, you ninny!

[Grandturk]

You mean "shudder." "Shutters" go on windows.

[kamalayka]

You mean "shudder." "Shutters" go on windows.

I took the classical spelling.