Randy Rhoads > Van Halen

[Nimitz]

Doubt it...

[dg]

I like that solo. It's got a kind of off-the-cuff, almost punk/hardcore feel to it, which you never heard from him. Probably because he wasn't fond of playing the Sabbath tunes. I really dig the Children of the Grave solo, too, but that's more classic RR.

[kamalayka]

I live on the moon and have space sex with my miniature space-pony named Cinderella. (I always put purple lipstick on her.) We have sex all day, which is good because half the moon always faces the sun. Yippie! I also like to time-travel with George Bush and his pet rock while we fight crime deep in the jungles of Minnesota. Sometimes, his mother even brings us cookies and milk! (Georgie's favorite flavor in peanut butter.) Oh, and then Michael Jackson calls us every now and then to see what progress we've made.
But the best part of the day is when I eat a McWhopper. They're this space-cowboy's favorite food. Yum.
P.S. I am really lame and everyone else is so totally cool and awesome, y'all!!!

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I live on the moon and have space sex with my miniature space-pony named Cinderella. (I always put purple lipstick on her.) We have sex all day, which is good because half the moon always faces the sun. Yippie! I also like to time-travel with George Bush and his pet rock while we fight crime deep in the jungles of Minnesota. Sometimes, his mother even brings us cookies and milk! (Georgie's favorite flavor in peanut butter.) Oh, and then Michael Jackson calls us every now and then to see what progress we've made.
But the best part of the day is when I eat a McWhopper. They're this space-cowboy's favorite food. Yum.
P.S. I am really lame and everyone else is so totally cool and awesome, y'all!!!

:think:

Ambien is a hell of a drug.

[Vass]

Just throwing this out there- guy is from the UAE. Now, I've never been, but I'm guessing there isn't a huge domestic hard rock scene and maybe, just maybe, the only time the guy gets to discuss the relative merits of Rhoads vs Van Halen is here on the net.

I recognize this is old hat/ boring to many, but think about how many UAE metalheads you know- I know zero. I know alot of non metalhead assholes right here at home, however, and this guy and I probably have more in common than I do with them.

So how about cutting our metal brother from another mother some fuggin slack? If the subject bores you.... Don't post maybe?

[toejam]

P.S. I am really lame

We've already figured that out.

[Devotee]

So how about cutting our metal brother from another mother some fuggin slack?

Leave the hall.

[Endrik]

next post will be the old classic "it was just a joke"

[kamalayka]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFSRs7iqAv8

Infinitely better than heavy metal music.

[Nimitz]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFSRs7iqAv8

Infinitely better than heavy metal music.

Come on dude everybody knows Mozart rocks harder and you try to make it look like you are the only one that knows about classical rockers?

So you pick moonlight sonata to make the point you are smarter than us?

FAIL!!!

[DRM]

Jesus Christ, you're still here?

[DRM]

It appears that my fears have been validated. . .
I am smarter than everyone else here! (It's not really a surprise, though, considering I taught myself fluent English and Japanese, as well as play classical piano and guitar.)

Congratulations.

Go play in traffic.

[kamalayka]

I love talking about how there is a puss-filled cyst on my penis that just busted open.

I hope nothing pisses the shit out of a rock player more than saying how much EDDIE VAN HALEN FUCKING BLOWS BIG, FAT, HAIRY, SMELLY DONKEY BALLSACKS.

BUS-I MEAN VAN- HALEN SUCKS! RANDY RHOADS SUCKS! ROCK AND METAL SUCK BALLS. YNGWIE SUCKS GORILLA VAGINAS. PETRUCCI SUCKS BULL BALLS WHLE WEARING A PINK LEOTARD. PINK FLOYD SUCKS. AC/DC SUCKS. JUDAS PRIEST SUCKS. METALLICA SUCKS.

THEY ALLL SUCKS.

JUSTIN BIEBER FOR PRESIDENT! YAY!

[DRM]

lol u mad u mad u mad u mad

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I love talking about how there is a puss-filled cyst on my penis that just busted open.

I hope nothing pisses the shit out of a rock player more than saying how much EDDIE VAN HALEN FUCKING BLOWS BIG, FAT, HAIRY, SMELLY DONKEY BALLSACKS.

BUS-I MEAN VAN- HALEN SUCKS! RANDY RHOADS SUCKS! ROCK AND METAL SUCK BALLS. YNGWIE SUCKS GORILLA VAGINAS. PETRUCCI SUCKS BULL BALLS WHLE WEARING A PINK LEOTARD. PINK FLOYD SUCKS. AC/DC SUCKS. JUDAS PRIEST SUCKS. METALLICA SUCKS.

THEY ALLL SUCKS.

JUSTIN BIEBER FOR PRESIDENT! YAY!