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Why does music of the last 100 years suck?
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With that sort of girl, it's possible to catch crabs when you're nowhere NEAR the water.
P.S.
Andre Segovia was able to amplify his guitar in an auditorium packed with people using only hs technique.
I like to sleep with old midgets while covered in sprinkles and mayonaise under a bridge while it rains in the middle of the night during Hanukkah while Barack Obama talks to a bear as it shits near a lake.
In all seriousness, though, I am a timetraveller from the year 2051. I can prove it:
On March 2, 2011, Ronald Reagan will pass away from a massive heart attack.
When it happens, you'llLast edited by kamalayka; 02-25-2011, 08:05 PM.
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Originally posted by kamalayka View Postlike everything else in culture of the past 100 or so years, modern music sucks. I mean, Andres Segovia, dead, has more talent in his pinkie than Yngwie Malmsteen has is his entire fat ass.
Don't believe me?
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Segovia
Andrés Segovia, nació el 18 de febrero de 1894, en el pueblo de Linares, provincia de Jaén, España.Hijo de un humilde carpintero, es probable que de haberse ...
Yngwie:
www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DhFaGyv_AtsYHTTP 404 - Signature Not Found
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Originally posted by kamalayka View PostLots of dirty old perverts here mentally molesting the poor young woman.
So terribly sad and gross. . .With that sort of girl, it's possible to catch crabs when you're nowhere NEAR the water
And the Morality Police are on patrol!
Dude, seriously: shut the fuck up. You've quickly become the JCF chew toy and the most graceful thing to do at this point would be to just log off and disappear into the bowels of the Harmony Central forums.
Or we can keep this shit going and we'll continue to berate you. Your call.
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Originally posted by kamalayka View PostCompare:
Segovia
Andrés Segovia, nació el 18 de febrero de 1894, en el pueblo de Linares, provincia de Jaén, España.Hijo de un humilde carpintero, es probable que de haberse ...
Yngwie:
www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DhFaGyv_AtsY
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