Why does music of the last 100 years suck?

[DRM]

Yep, I'd pee in her butt.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I may be young, and I may not be very wise,

You can say that again.

[Grandturk]

Yep, I'd pee in her butt.

Fine piece like that? How about a little hot steamer?

[kamalayka]

With that sort of girl, it's possible to catch crabs when you're nowhere NEAR the water.

P.S.
Andre Segovia was able to amplify his guitar in an auditorium packed with people using only hs technique.

I like to sleep with old midgets while covered in sprinkles and mayonaise under a bridge while it rains in the middle of the night during Hanukkah while Barack Obama talks to a bear as it shits near a lake.

In all seriousness, though, I am a timetraveller from the year 2051. I can prove it:

On March 2, 2011, Ronald Reagan will pass away from a massive heart attack.

When it happens, you'll

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Fine piece like that? How about a little hot steamer?

I'd give her the old Dirty Sanchez.

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Andre Segovia was able to amplify his guitar in an auditorium packed with people using only hs technique.

What's High School technique? :think:

[Grandturk]

I'd give her the old Dirty Sanchez.

You sir have crossed the line!

[Twitch]

like everything else in culture of the past 100 or so years, modern music sucks. I mean, Andres Segovia, dead, has more talent in his pinkie than Yngwie Malmsteen has is his entire fat ass.

Don't believe me?

Compare:

Segovia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RPbBQoalzA

Yngwie:
www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DhFaGyv_AtsY

Ummmm, I dont believe Jackson makes a nylon string classical, so what exactly are you here for?? Oh, and why does this century you speak of seem to end in the early 80s?? Im tellin ya, shits went down since then yo. There was this guy named Randy, had a guitar named after him. There was a big movement in the San Fransisco area that lead to numerous guitar heros and a new form of rock guitar. In the 90s, a bunch of dirty guys adorned flannel shirts and hit stages around the world. Most of them were from Washington for some reason. In the late 90s and early 21st century, a 7th string was added to the guitar, believe it or not, and resulted in another style of rock which had 4 chords, glassy, slappy bass, and depending on the band, a white rapper as a front man. The later part of the first decade of the 21st century brought us a gaggle of bands in which the front man just barfed into a microphone while the guitarist just palm mutes for minutes on end just the open A and E string and the drummer kicked his fish net covered legs as fast as he could in short 2 second bursts. Who knows what next, but Im sure it may or may not surprise us all.

[kamalayka]

Lots of dirty old perverts here mentally molesting the poor young woman.

So terribly sad and gross. . .

[DRM]

Lots of dirty old perverts here mentally molesting the poor young woman.

So terribly sad and gross. . .

With that sort of girl, it's possible to catch crabs when you're nowhere NEAR the water

And the Morality Police are on patrol!

Dude, seriously: shut the fuck up. You've quickly become the JCF chew toy and the most graceful thing to do at this point would be to just log off and disappear into the bowels of the Harmony Central forums.

Or we can keep this shit going and we'll continue to berate you. Your call.

[Twitch]

Well since this seems to be a worthless thread, thanks to the newb for the play ground by the way, heres some more pointless input.




Have fun Yall.

[Twitch]

Oh, and....

[Mr Sandman]

Compare:

Segovia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RPbBQoalzA

Yngwie:
www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DhFaGyv_AtsY

[guitarsjb]

Damn Twitch, I don't remember ALF being that hot!! WOW!!

[quadperson]

I'm still laughing at the Yoda pic.