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  • #16
    Originally posted by Mr Sandman View Post
    Yep, I'd pee in her butt.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by kamalayka View Post
      I may be young, and I may not be very wise,
      You can say that again.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by DRM View Post
        Yep, I'd pee in her butt.
        Fine piece like that? How about a little hot steamer?
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        Blank yo!

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        • #19
          With that sort of girl, it's possible to catch crabs when you're nowhere NEAR the water.

          P.S.
          Andre Segovia was able to amplify his guitar in an auditorium packed with people using only hs technique.

          I like to sleep with old midgets while covered in sprinkles and mayonaise under a bridge while it rains in the middle of the night during Hanukkah while Barack Obama talks to a bear as it shits near a lake.

          In all seriousness, though, I am a timetraveller from the year 2051. I can prove it:

          On March 2, 2011, Ronald Reagan will pass away from a massive heart attack.

          When it happens, you'll
          Last edited by kamalayka; 02-25-2011, 08:05 PM.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Grandturk View Post
            Fine piece like that? How about a little hot steamer?
            I'd give her the old Dirty Sanchez.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by kamalayka View Post
              Andre Segovia was able to amplify his guitar in an auditorium packed with people using only hs technique.
              What's High School technique? :think:

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              • #22
                Originally posted by MakeAJazzNoiseHere View Post
                I'd give her the old Dirty Sanchez.
                You sir have crossed the line!
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                Blank yo!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by kamalayka View Post
                  like everything else in culture of the past 100 or so years, modern music sucks. I mean, Andres Segovia, dead, has more talent in his pinkie than Yngwie Malmsteen has is his entire fat ass.

                  Don't believe me?

                  Compare:

                  Segovia
                  Andrés Segovia, nació el 18 de febrero de 1894, en el pueblo de Linares, provincia de Jaén, España.Hijo de un humilde carpintero, es probable que de haberse ...


                  Yngwie:
                  www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DhFaGyv_AtsY
                  Ummmm, I dont believe Jackson makes a nylon string classical, so what exactly are you here for?? Oh, and why does this century you speak of seem to end in the early 80s?? Im tellin ya, shits went down since then yo. There was this guy named Randy, had a guitar named after him. There was a big movement in the San Fransisco area that lead to numerous guitar heros and a new form of rock guitar. In the 90s, a bunch of dirty guys adorned flannel shirts and hit stages around the world. Most of them were from Washington for some reason. In the late 90s and early 21st century, a 7th string was added to the guitar, believe it or not, and resulted in another style of rock which had 4 chords, glassy, slappy bass, and depending on the band, a white rapper as a front man. The later part of the first decade of the 21st century brought us a gaggle of bands in which the front man just barfed into a microphone while the guitarist just palm mutes for minutes on end just the open A and E string and the drummer kicked his fish net covered legs as fast as he could in short 2 second bursts. Who knows what next, but Im sure it may or may not surprise us all.
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                  • #24
                    Lots of dirty old perverts here mentally molesting the poor young woman.

                    So terribly sad and gross. . .

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by kamalayka View Post
                      Lots of dirty old perverts here mentally molesting the poor young woman.

                      So terribly sad and gross. . .
                      With that sort of girl, it's possible to catch crabs when you're nowhere NEAR the water

                      And the Morality Police are on patrol!

                      Dude, seriously: shut the fuck up. You've quickly become the JCF chew toy and the most graceful thing to do at this point would be to just log off and disappear into the bowels of the Harmony Central forums.

                      Or we can keep this shit going and we'll continue to berate you. Your call.

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                      • #26
                        Well since this seems to be a worthless thread, thanks to the newb for the play ground by the way, heres some more pointless input.




                        Have fun Yall.
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                        • #27
                          Oh, and....
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by kamalayka View Post
                            Compare:

                            Segovia
                            Andrés Segovia, nació el 18 de febrero de 1894, en el pueblo de Linares, provincia de Jaén, España.Hijo de un humilde carpintero, es probable que de haberse ...


                            Yngwie:
                            www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DhFaGyv_AtsY

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                            • #29
                              Damn Twitch, I don't remember ALF being that hot!! WOW!!

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                              • #30
                                I'm still laughing at the Yoda pic.
                                I still keep practicing though.... Mostly because I hate my neighbors.-MakeAJazzNoiseHere

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